Life — December 28, 1916 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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AUT SCISSORS Aut NULLus O Shifting the Responsibility Bessie had just received a bright new dime and was starting out to invest in ‘e-cream soda, Why don’t you give your money to the missionaries?” asked the minister, who was calling at the house. “T thought about that,” said Bessie, “but I think I will buy the ice-cream soda and let the druggist give the money to the missionaries —Ladies’ Home Journal, Got the Wrong Person In no other household except that of a doctor could this mistake so plausibly have occurred. “Get my bag for me at once!" boomed the doctor. “Some fellow says in a d: ing voice that he can't live without me. “Just a moment!” interposed his wife. “I think that call is for daughter, dear."—Louisville Courier-Journal, AM, NO! TAKE LAN Live is published every Thursday, simultaneously in the United States, Great Britain, Canada and British Possessions. Title registered in U. S. Patent Office. $3.00 a year in advance. Additional postage to foreign countries in the Postal Union, $1.04 a year; to Canada, 2 cents. Single current copies, 10 cents. Back numbers, after three months from date of publication, 25 cents. Issues prior to 1910 out of print. The text and illustrations in Lire are copyrighted. For Reprint Rights in Great Britain y to Lire, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, Fetter Lane, London, E. C., England. Clysmic? A lithiated table water with taste, tang, sparkle and health in every drop. 15 grains of Lithia Salts to the gallon. Sold everywhere in splits, pints and quarts only. Don’t accept ordinary waters. {THE KING OF “9 TANE WATERS) Deried ot The Com! . WAURESHASWIS, Insist on genuine IS THIS THE YOUNG COUNTESS DE BooFUL? MOTHER LOOK. o Icas (Tip back slightly to see kid's face.) No Chance One of the features of the Michigan copper country winter is the enormous amount of snow that falls and stays for months. Also, though the idea may not seem apropos, there are few negroes in the district. The only colored folk seen are the few waiters and porters from the railroad. Two of them were walking along the principal street of the copper town just after a heavy snowstorm. Said one to the other, in speaking of a mutual acquaintance : “Dat niggah jes’ treats me wif con- tempt lately. He jes’ ignohs me. Passed me on de street yestidday wifout speakin’ to me.” “Maybe he didn’t see yo! the other, “ Didn't see me! Say, man, you mean to say dat one niggah could pass ‘nudder on de street in dis yeah town an’ not see him? An’ in all dis snow?” suggested Argonaut. First Girt: I can’t just recall what a fugue is, Do you know? Secoxn Girt: Certainly! It’s one of those horrible family quarrels that Southerners carry on through genera- tions.—Boston Transcript. ‘TIS THE xipt Lire is for sale by all newsdealers in Great Britain and may be obtained from hook sellers in all the principal cities in the world. The foreign trade supplied from Lirt’s London Office, Rolls House, Breams Buildings, London, E. C. contribution will be returned unless accompanied by stamped and addressed envelope. Lire does not hold itself responsible for the loss or non-return of wn licited contributions. . Notice of change of address should reach this office ten days prior to the date cf ue to be affected, srg PURE WHISKY, WELLE, still plays its part in the distilling, and care plays its part in grain sclection and in purification, time plays a lone in the aging of Cascade: Henceits wholesome mellowness. Original Bottling Has Old Gold Label Geko. A. DICKEL & COMPANY, Distillers NASHVILLE, TENN. comicbooks -com