Life, 1916-10-19 · page 33 of 42
Life — October 19, 1916 — page 33: what you’re looking at
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This page contains political satire and advertisements rather than traditional cartoons. **The Electoral System Satire (top left):** The text mocks a proposed voting reform—likely ranked-choice or proportional representation voting. Life sarcastically praises it for making the electoral system "more complicated," suggesting the reformers' good intentions ironically produce absurdity. The satire argues that while the system ensures representatives have unanimous support, this "improvement" merely demonstrates that even enlightened eras produce unnecessary complexity. **"Embarrassing for Nicola" (bottom):** This brief item reports on a shooting in Rochester where union business agent Nicola Mastrella killed worker Antonio Simonetti for refusing to join the union and resisting union pressure. The piece's tone is darkly ironic—Life treats lethal coercion as merely "embarrassing," sardonically asking "what is a Union Business Agent to do?" This critiques union strongarming tactics and corruption during labor movement conflicts of the era. The advertisements (Remington rifles, Club Cocktails, Henry VIII reference) occupy the remaining space.
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wen f real New that deem trans- hemia id in erson nerate everybody is represented. Nobody.who wants to run for office is left out—ex- cept the one who gets the booby prize. After all the people have voted, the man who gets the biggest number is put at the head of the class, the man nearest to him comes next, and so on This system undoubtedly has many advantages. As the Independent states: It accomplishes two codrdinate and eminently desirable results. In so doing it corrects two grave defects of our present electoral system. It ensures that each Congressman (As- semblyman, State Senator, Council- man, or what not) represents a unanimous constituency. He knows that every single one of his con- stituents wanted him elected. The present Congressman is painfully aware that many of his constituents would not have him, if they could help it, at any price. But the best thing about it undoubt- edly is that it makes our present system more complicated. This may seem im- possible, but it only goes to prove that in such an enlightened era as this there is always hope. ENRY VIII was a careless cuss in the matter of losing his wives. But he was a great king, and never forgot to order Lire in advance from his newsdealer. Most home made things are good—but draw the line at home made wine and home mixed cock- tails, Have a bottle of Club Cocktails on the ice, so you need not dilute the flavor by shaking. Your guests will find the Club Cock- tail flavor in harmony with the other perfect- ed details of your hos- Pitality. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. Hartford New York London Importers of the Famous BRAND'S A-1 SAUCE ‘ -. Modern Arms for Your Big Game Hunting Trifs, your rifle d from the old stagers who use their rifles month in, month out—and what you hear nowadays will * 9 mostly Rem: the sentieof Recegon OMG High le 0 ton Power Ri reaches a ELT 8 mark, are the Modern Arms used by seasoned sportsmen today: Remington UMC High Power Autoloading Rifle—Five shots, simply press trigger for each +solid breech; hammerless, positive safety devices; simple and easy without tools, Remir UMC High Power Slide Action Ru ix shots; solid breech Ask where to get the best guns, ammunition, sporting equipment in any town or city today, and #) en will direct you to the that features these riflerthe Red Dall Mark of Remington UMC ona store is the Siga of Sportsmen's Headquarters everywhere. THE REMINGTON ARMS UNION METALLIC CARTRIDGE CO. Largest Manufacturers of Firearms and Ammunition in the World ‘Woolworth Building, New York Embarrassing for Nicola ICOLA MASTRELLA, Business Agent for the Street, Sewer and Building Laborers’ Union in Rochester, was obliged to shoot Antonio Simonetti on September 25th for non-payment of union dues, Simonetti would not join the union, Mastrella had had him dis- charged from one job. He got another. Mastrella came around to where he was at work and said he would call a strike unless Simonetti was discharged. Si- monetti drove him off with a pickaxe and threw paving stones at him. Then Mas- trella was obliged to take action, and pro- duced his revolver and killed Simonetti. Afterwards he gave evidence of a good deal of embarrassment, and, of course, it was an embarrassing, and really an un- fortunate, case. But what is a Union Business Agent to do when a mere common working Italian refuses to obey him? comicbooks.com