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This page contains **political commentary on William Jennings Bryan** (identifiable from context: "first large advertisement in 1896," three-time presidential candidate). The article argues Bryan is "probably not the worst" Secretary of State, defending him against criticism. The satire's point: Bryan's strength lies not in diplomatic efficiency or administrative competence—areas where he admittedly fails—but in his moral voice advocating for "human life" over state interests and capitalist concerns. The author notes that trained diplomats would settle post-WWI Europe from perspectives of power and capital, while Bryan would argue for humanitarian principles. The joke is backhanded: Bryan is defended as useless at his actual job, but valuable as a conscience-voice. The final metaphor—the ship's "helm has been detached from the rudder"—suggests Bryan's actual power to steer policy is nil, making his presence harmless theater. The page also contains unrelated advertisements for **Sozodont** (dental product) and **Fittenheimer Clothes**, typical of the era's magazine format.

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HALL & RUCKEL New York Mh tea S e LE AND FEMALE CREATED HE THEM ” Mr. Bryan Probably Not the Worst Ever Continued from page Nicaragua no matter; that would be only a detail. The way in which Mr. Bryan amounts to something has nothing to do with details or executive efficiency. His lay has been to be a voice erying in the wilderness, “Prepare ye the way of democracy”. That has been his job, and the future historian (if his- tory concludes to run on beyond the year 1915) may record that he did it. This vocation has saved him at least being a lawyer or a qualified diplomat. Mr, Lowes Dickinson, the thoughtful British publicist, has hopes for the sat- isfactory settlement of the affairs of rope after the war if only the diplomats can be kept out of it. Dip- lomats, he says, would re-settle Europe from the point of view of states instead of from the point of view of human life. He does not want it settled so He wants all the diplo- mats to go hang and let what is left of Europe be settled from the point of view of human life We do not recommend him to employ Mr. Bryan in this particular work, but it is true (we think) that if employed Mr. Bryan would show himself free from the bias of diplomats and eager to settle everything from the point of view of human life. Ever since he put out his first large advertisement in 1896 Mr. Bryan has been eager to settle things from the point of view of as much of human life as he could see. He never could see it all, or nearly enough, but he could usually see aspects of it that the qualified diplomatic minds overlooked. And what he saw he always mentioned, so he has, in his day and generation, been useful. There are always lots of people who want to settle every- thing from the viewpoint of states and statuses—of “the interests” of the banks, of capital, of foreign policy— and there must for health be now and then some one who thinks first of human life. It seems possible that when this war is over all the professional diplomats in the world, or at least a selected de- tachment of them, will be driven out on a railroad bridge and then a train of cars run over it and the subject changed. But if so, Mr. Bryan will not be of the party. He is an exempt He is so exempt that it might make people nervous to have him at our helm of state if they were not pretty sure that the helm has been detached from the rudder and the steering is done from the bridge. A Ltd., 1301 Sherbrooke S ‘orth, Ontario. J How to rouse a sluggish skin A dull, sallow, lifeless complexion has several cause Whatever the cause in your case, your skin needs stimulating. 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