Life — December 10, 1914 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Then War Was Declared Briccs: We are coming around to see you this evening. Griccs: That's right; but do me a favor, old man. Don’t let your wife wear her new fall suit; I don’t want my wife to sec it just now. Briccs: Why, man alive, that’s just why we are coming—Boston Transcript. Not Needed Two college students were arraigned before the magistrate charged with hurd- ling the low spots in the road in their motor-car. “Have you a lawyer?” asked the magistrate. “We're not going to have any law- yer,” answered the elder of the students. “We've decided to tell the truth.” —New York Times, The Way Parents Regard It “T hear a lot of talk nowadays about eugenics and the law of heredity. What is the law of heredity, anyhow?” asked the prominent club member of the presi- dent. “Very simple,” replied the president. “The law of heredity is that all unde- sirable traits come from the other par- ent."—Ladies’ Home Journal. “WANG IT, BILL, DON’T ACT LIKE THAT! YOU GET ME TO THINKIN’ A FELLOW coULD FALL!” A Good Guess “Is the editor in?" asked the man with the unbarbered hair and the shiny coat, as he fished a roll of paper from his pocket. “No,” replied the office-boy, “he has just gone out.” “This is the third time I have called to see him,” growled the caller, “and each time you have told me that he has just gone out. What's the explanation?” “T don't know,” answered the office- boy, “but I guess he must have been born under a lucky star."—Lippmncott's. The Difference “Yes,” said the world traveler, “the Chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day.” “So I understand,” said the American host, “ but, then, the Chinese don’t have a Christmas the week before.” —Ladies’ Home Journal. Served ‘Em Right Tue Vicar: For shame, my lad! What have those poor little fish done to be imprisoned upon the day of rest? Tommy: That—that's what they get for—for chasing worms on a Sunday, sir—John Bull. 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