Life — June 11, 1914 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Of a Particular Kind “T wish you wouldn't try to sell an airship to my husband,” said a lady caller to an aeronaut Why not, madam, pray?” asked the No Place for Ladies r4 dealer. { “ Because he is not to be trusted with A famous foreign newspaper corre- : = » peplied the wife. spondent,a German, -was stopping at 2 : , “But, madam, our flying machines are scaside hotel where the dining-room all what we call fool-proof,” insisted the helpers, following the New England cus- : nronavts tom, were nearly all college girls, work- = b/’ Vs 4 ¥ Y ing during vacation in order to keep themselves at school the rest of the year. The spectacled young person who pr 8 iti A sided over the table where the German y 7 | ! j y i} Not Granted newspaper man ate was undoubtedly of . ; . excellent breeding, but she never seemed able to remember whether the eggs were to be fried on one side or scrambled on doth, ordinarily perhaps,” said the wife, “but you haven't met my husband.” —Ladies’ Home Journal. One night, when her grandmother was putting her to bed, three-year-old Olive said, “Grandma, every night when I go to bed I ask God to make brother Fred a good boy.” Finally, one evening, after he had been . sie - “That is right.” said her grandmother, served with a meal entirely different = a “But He ain't done it yet.” replied from the one he had ordered, the for- Wail : i Olive, soberly.—Harper's Magazine. cigner lost his temper and spoke rather . sharply to the young woman. x " . “T see you have announced me as the “Easy there!” admonished table . world-renowned orator,” said the gifted mate, an American writer. “She's a speaker. lady, you know, old man.” “Yes,” replied the chairman. “We “But I do not vant a lady,” said the Cupid: weit, can’t You Do ANY- had to do something to make ‘you German plaintively, “I vant a vaiter!" THING AnOUT THIS WAR? 11's JUST seem important. Nobody around here —Saturday ning Post. RUINING MY BUSINESS ever heard of you."—Washington Star. LIPR (s published every Thursday, simultaneously in the United Sta Ca 7 ay ule vy al eeaeaeiined Gael Rima r $5.00. year fa advance.’ Adilitioal postage to foreign cou cal Uniow, $1.08 a year: otkd.” ‘The foreign trade supplied trom LAPE'S Load cents, “Single curreat copies, 19 cents. Mick pumnbers, afte ‘trom date of publication, oes priot to 1910 ont of peist. contribution will de returned unless accompanied by stamped and addressed envelope. LAWE does mot dole itself respomsibie Another Englebert report— ing I have had from you has given en- tire satisfaction. I have used your chevron tyre, 36 x 4%, on a six-cylinder Locomobile weighing 4,450 lbs., one shoe going over 5,700 miles, and I have another on the car at the present time that has gone over 6,000 miles. I have neve had to ask for an adjustment. VGLEBERT TYRE CO., 1928 Broadway, New York comicbooks.com