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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. The main content features: **Large Advertisement: Goodrich Safety Tires** A straightforward commercial promoting tire quality, emphasizing "Safety First" as the manufacturing philosophy. The ad includes a pricing table and the company's 44 years of experience. **Side Advertisements:** - **Listerine** mouthwash (antiseptic oral hygiene product) - **The "Sanitary" Eraser** (office supply) - **Felton's Crystal Spring Old Rum** (bottled under U.S. government supervision) **Small Cartoon:** A single cartoon captioned "NOW YOU LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL TELL MY WIFE" depicts what appears to be a domestic/marital dispute scene, likely humorous domestic commentary typical of the era. **"Some Opinions" Section:** A humorous list of contradictory observations about a woman's appearance, poking fun at how subjective and inconsistent people are in judging beauty. The page reflects early 20th-century consumer culture and advertising design rather than political messaging.

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630 EWS AAISCLLLZII\ FALE : _ SAFETY FIRST The foundation quality idea in the manufacture FY Goodrich Tires The Goodrich method of making tires Pict inie y kee Goodrich Safety for your family and yourself eee Safe Ti Goodrich puts forty-four years of expe- Se ires rience and quality in rubber manufact- 5: uring in every Goodrich Tire. Best tn the Long Ran ° * % . SL ZE US ANAK That puts the safety in the construc- The Goodrich Safety Tread tion of the tire itself—puts strength and ) resilience and service in it. HLL > ° > i Goodrich Unit Molded Tires are the = bee La standard by which all other high-grade tires are judged because of their won- derful wearing quality and uniform ex- cellence. That’s why Goodrich has held oy . the feadership. for nearly twenty years, Fico, Bussiend 'o Cronle The extra thickness of tough Goodrich Grosstie of the gafety tread gaa) on rubber in the treads at the point of con- Mette eae Srpey clean and dry the tact with the road provides longer satis- Path and grip itand make the brake fuction and lower-cost mileage. Stsctive Here are the prices on the best tires ever produced in the Goodrich factory: 7 ] Smooth | Saf Gi size | Sead | Feed | taser Tobe | size | “fread | Yreed [taser Tobe Prices_|_Prices_| Prices _Prices_|_Prices_| "Prices 30x3 | $11.70 | $12.65 | $2.80 || 34x44) $33.00 | $35.00 | $6.15 30x34] 15.75] 17.00] 3.50 || 35x44) 34.00| 36.05) 6.30 32x3i4| 16.75] 18.10] 3.70 || 36x44) 35.00 | 37.10) 6.45 33x4 23.55 | 25.25] 4.75 || 37x5 41.95 | 44.45| 7.70 34x4 24.35| 26.05| 4.90 || 38x54] 54.00| 57.30| 835 Dealers almost everywhere have Goodrich Tires or can get them for you from one of our Branches or Depots. Aston, The B. F. Goodrich Co. Bantyeal There is nothing in Goodrich Advertising that isn't in Goodrich Goods z= g Z z N3 \ ‘ iS i x g w : . RY : Y LISTERINE Use each day AN agreeable antiseptic mouth- wash that should invariably be used after the teeth are brushed. Listerine cleanses and purifies the oral cavity, and deodorizes the breath. Systematically used, Listerine will keep teeth and mouth in healthy condition. All Druegists Sell Listerine LAMBERT PHARMACAL COMPANY St. Louis, Mo. Some Opinions “GHE is certainly a pretty girl.” “ Her features are not so bad, but she has such an insipid face.” “Positively homely.” “If it weren't for her nose, she'd be rather good looking.” “Pity she is so affected; spoils her good looks.” “Handsome? Rather—but too sim- ple.” “Pretty face, but such a figure!” “Rather good figure, but her face!” “She may not be so bad looking, but I saw her early one morning.” “She's lovely!” “T'm glad you think so.” SLE’ SSL Nil a i ~ pe ee ASE, ‘extra for postage. Booklet of eur 3 "0.K."" Office Necessities Free. The 0. K. Mig. Co.. Syracuse, N. Y., USA. The Only Rum Bottled Under United States Government Supervision fe ton’s Crystal Sprin Olid Rem comichooks.com