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This page contains **health/fitness advertising** rather than political satire. The dominant content is J. Edmund Thompson's promotional campaign for "The Thompson Course"—an early 20th-century exercise regimen claiming to strengthen internal organs (lungs, heart, stomach, intestines) through "natural movements." The pitch targets sedentary men, claiming three barriers prevent exercise: lack of willpower, ignorance about what exercises help, or believing exercise is unnecessary. Thompson promises his course will coordinate mind and body, build internal strength, and restore "reserve energy." The page also includes period **advertisements** (Krementz jewelry studs, Evans' Ale) and a brief **philosophical anecdote** about Socrates and Alcibiades on pride and humility. **For modern readers**: This reflects early 1900s fitness culture before gyms existed—mail-order exercise programs were marketed with quasi-scientific language about "vital organs" and "human energy," targeting anxieties about sedentary lifestyles.

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In Your Heart You Know that You Are Not! Giving Your Body a Square Deal IXNOW the reasons which keep back any man from giving his body the exercise demanded by good health and common sense. are just three: They One is sheer lack of willpower to force the body to do anything. Another is the lack of knowledge as to just what forms of exercise are best. The third is the notion that you don’t need any exercise. This condition is typical of the man of sedentary habits. Which is YOUR reason ? I can practically rebuild the man who, for the first two reasons, is letting his physical condition go to pot. And I can do the same for the man in the third case, provided he will stir himself enough to acknowledge his physical flabbine to himself and to me. The Thompson Course will take one of you men whose bodies respond only sluggishly to the command of your minds, and will foree mind and body to co-ordinate—to work in har- mony. This will enable you to control not only our own body, but will give you a personality that, instead of bending for others, will sway them your wa: Te is not the purpose of the Thompson Course to build big, useless surface muscles. The Thompson Course builds strong, hardy, clean internal organs —and these bring power, heaith, reserve energy and longevity for the man or woman who enjoys their if the day's work fags you,— ; If an ill-chosen meal upsets your digestion, — Ifa sleepless night spoils the next day—then you are not normal, but are below par, unnecessarily, yes and shamefully, You were given a body that had an abundant reserve fund of energy to draw upon in just such hours of need. |. EDMUND THOMPSON Suite No. 92, Exchange Bldg., Worcester, Mass. The Thompson Course of exerci pleasant and casy means of securing ing that reserve power which your body originally had. My Course is different from any other in that it benefits (by natural movements scientifically pics) the dynamos of the bodily machine, i jungs, heart, stomach, int All these muscular and can be’ strengthened by proper excr- Yet, as far as I can learn, until my Course vas evolved, no systematic treatment existed that was based on this axiomatically natural method. The clearness of your mind, the strength of your nerves, your hopefulness and joy in living, all depend on the vigor of your vital orgaas. offer you something that will benefit every inch of your body and mind through every minute of your life, and I offer it on free-trial terms that make it impossible for you to lose a penny. is a rational, Read in my book, “Human Energy.” why In a tew minutes of easy movements cach youcan make yourself an example of real health and abounding ‘energy. Send tor “Human Energy.” tree and post- GIVE ANY MAN Krementz, Bodkin- Clutch Studs and Vest Buttons Links to match, surely be pleased. 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Pride and Wisdom Socrates, observing that Alcibiades was very proud of his estate, showed him p of the world, and bade him point Attica, When he had found it, he told him further “to look for his own fields.” “They are not marked here cibiades. “Then,” said the need not be which form aid Al- philosopher, so conceited about no part of the earth.” “you lands A Lect audience who insisted on ri cree was annoyed by a man ie xs questions, Sit down, you ass!” said a second up. down you, too,” plenty of in the for heaven's sake cried a third “ There asses lecturer let us “Well, ye man, go on then,” his seat —Boston Transcript said the first resuming Inside Information Various doctors, among them many specialists, were called as witnesses in a case in a San Francisco court, with a view to ascertaining what killed a woman whose death was in question in surance They all testified they had examined the woman professionally, and the con- sensus of opinien was that the dead woman had suffered from an affection of the liver which caused that organ to shrink materially. The last doctor on the witness-stand was a young hospital interne. He testi- fied that instead of a shrunken liver the woman had an abnormally enlarged liver. “Do you mean to sit there on the stand and swear that this woman ha enlarged liver when all these eminent authorities have sworn her liver was wasted and shrunken?” demanded a lawyer. I do,” replied the young doctor. “How comes it you sct yourself up against these eminent practitioners—you, a young squirt of a doctor, with no prac- tice and only a few months out of a medical school? How do you know this woman had an enlarged liver?” thun- dered the lawyer. “1 performed the the young doctor an in autopsy,” answered a —Suturday Evening Post. @ ome 2 a ate “ om} Your College Seal. 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