Life — May 16, 1912 — page 39: what you’re looking at

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Impressions of Pittsburgh I have a mind that simply dotes On writing Travel News and Notes. | toes fp ponder and set daa NDERSLUNG construction My real impressions of a town. yi f 5 But, though I've traveled all about, Pittsburgh just chanced to be left out means - satety. Of my itinerary. So T cannot personally know Here is the Regal Touring Car Of its attractions. But, you see, A lady friend described to me that first brought all the acknowledged advan- The charms of Pittsburgh, and T feel tages of the costly Underslung construction within It is a spot that’s just ideal. < a reasonable purchase price. eee e ee The lady said the atmosphere : The greatest advantage undoubtedly is its “safety.” Js always very bright and clear, The dangers of “skidding” and “turning turtle” in the And fleecy clouds of h A : Sie catret purest blue. tight place that comes to every motorist sooner or later The towcring elms in arches meet are reduced to a scientific minimum. Above each broad and well-kept strect. . “a Pa ‘And homes of old Colonial style Then, there are the other important advantages of ‘‘economy, Rise from green lawns in stately pile. most “easy riding,” - “accessibility,” “beauty of line’ and “unity of The people, as she did depict, design’’—all of which are most emphasized in this Regal Underslung. Are narrow, cold and rather strict It has been truly said by many owners—‘‘to ride in a Regal About their morals and their laws; Underslung is a new interpretation cf what Comfort means.” Their standards tolerat flaws. : *, 7: ir standards tolerate no mows. This powerful, roomy, beautiful Regal Underslung presents un- fee ¢ deniable motor car value. Regal Dealers are everywhere. A bit old-fashioned in their ways, They stick to styles of earlier days. Some Specifications: Motor, 35 H. P., 4 eytinders (in pairs) mission, Hyatt nickel steet roller bearings, 4M z 4M; wheel base 118 inches; Morgan Dual ignition with magneto—standard Wright tires, 34 z 4; demountable rims ‘equipment—two gas searchlighte, tice (one eztra furnished free of charge); three aide oil lamps—tait lamp, generator, apeeds and reverse, sclectize sliding trans- tools, jack, pump, ete. The Regal “35” Underslung Touring Car Established 1788 Carstairs Rye The Whiskey with a Pedigree ‘You can depend upon it Write for Catalogue “A” just as you would upon the fF word of a gentleman or :: Automobile Manufacturers :: upon the honor of along tried [i The Regal Motor Car Co., DETROIT, MICHIGAN A and oft trusted associate. ia A scientific blend of the B) richest ryes, aged in wood. Serially numbered labels show our bottling. If your dealer should not happen to have it we'll send ed Tas ttrangh him at The curfew rings for evensong.— But—wait a minute! — Something's Stewart Distilling Co. wrong! Phila, New York Balto. I} Why, goodness me! How could I make Such a ridiculous mistake? You see my notes are so obscure, Crossed, interlined, the writing poor— It's really tricky to make out What town the jottings are about. It isn't Pittsburgh, Oh! Alas! ATENTS ‘“iS35022hvep My notes refer to Pittsfield, Mass. {sketch for free search of Patent Office Records. Howto Carolyn Wells. “ WHERE IGNORANCE 1S BLISS” Ia a Patent and What tolnvent wishlist of ——] ir fentions sent free. Patents VANS & CO., Washingt comicbooks.com