Life — February 22, 1912 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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Put a Tuto on yourcar. It takes the place of the inadequate bulb horn and the loud, disa- greeable one note electric horn. When you buy a Tuto, you get two horns in one, and complete equipment for installing it (see cut) to cost of $25.00 for any finish, This makes the Tuto the best horn value on the market TUTO HORN A Two Tone Electric Horn The Tuto Horn is the only adequate warning sik: nal. 1st—Its two notes (low and loud) are dis- tinctive and command instant attention, 2nd—It quickly and easily operated, both the low and louct notes being produced by the one push button ed on the stecting wheel right under the thumd, Here's the one horn you can test without cost for 10 days before you buy. Il in the Tuto Coupon and take it to your He will put a Tuto Horn on y aa are not satisfied, the dealer will re there is no accessory dealer in your district, send the Tuto Coupon to us and we will arrange to send you [ a Tuto for ten days’ t without costing you cent. In buying your new carin- sist. upon having it Tuto fe The Dean Electric Company 242 Taylor Avenue Elyria, O. “Look for Dean where Quality’s seen.” Can Bieta, Otter reuse any aeaiet ‘Seed’ The Dose Eiecrte AFTER TIE BAWL 1S OVER awakened at about one o'clock a.m. by the most blood-curdling ery of “ Mur- der” I ever heard. It was murder with a big “M."” Across the street, in the bright light of a restaurant, a dozen cow- boys, with broad sombreros and flashing silver braid, . huge leather chaperajas, Mexican spurs and orange silk neckties and with flashing revolvers, were stand- ing. It scemed that a big, red-faced Captain Kidd of the band, with his skin full of valley tan, had marched into an ice cream resort with a self-cocker in his hand, and ordered the vanilla cool- ness for the gang. There being a dozen young folks at the place, mostly male and female, from a neighboring hop, indulg- ing in cream, the proprietor, a meek Norwegian, with thin white hair, deemed it rude and outr® to do so. He said something to that effect, whereat the other eleven men of alcoholic courage let off a yell that froze the cream into a solid glacier, and shook two kerosene lamps out of their sockets in the chan- delicrs Thereupon, the little Y. M. C. A. Nor- wegian said: “Gentlemans, I kain't neffer like dot squealinks and dot kaind of a tings, and you fellers mit dot leder pantses on and dot funny glose and such a tings like dot, better keep kaind of quiet, or I shall call up the policemen mit my dele- phone.” Then they laughed at him, and cried yet again with a loud voice. 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After he had yelled “ Murder! three or four times he fell under an ice creas table, and the mild-eyed Scandinavii broke a silver plated castor over the or- gan of self-esteem, and poured red per- per, and salt, and vinegar, and Halferd The p will b Sowres | comicbooks.com