Life, 1911-09-28 · page 32 of 42
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This page contains a short story satirizing American business pragmatism. Count Caruzzia arrives in New York expecting a romantic courtship with a wealthy young woman, Miss Van Peters. Instead, he's met by her confidential man, Calder, who treats the marriage as a pure business transaction to be expedited with ruthless efficiency. The satire targets American capitalism's infiltration into personal life: the Van Peters family has systematized courtship itself, scheduling the wedding ceremony in "twenty minutes" like a banking transaction. They present a certified check for a million dollars, reduce the count to signing documents, and then disappear to a "directors' meeting"—treating matrimony as indistinguishable from commercial dealings. The joke is that in America, even romance is "business," conducted with contracts, efficiency, and emotional detachment rather than sentiment or passion. The count's romantic expectations clash absurdly with American commercial values.
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