Life — January 19, 1911 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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=a = IN HORSESHOEING MONEY on cach Nall Head our Trade Mark. set ror Toes 4 shoeing gzpense ite il seown= tod tighte MESA Mer sna eo Rhymed Reviews Once Aboard the Lugger (By A. S. M. Hutchinson. Mitchell Kennerley) You'll hardly find a hypocrite (Save one or two in Dickens) smugger Than pompous Uncle Marrapit, Portrayed in Once Aboard the Lug- | Best No plea could make the churl disgorge, ain, Of all the wealth in his possession, Enough to help poor Nephew George Embrace the medical profession. And Doctor George was fairly lost When skinflint. Uncle proved so chary, Because a passing cab had tossed Within his arms a sweetheart, Mary, Who didn’t own a single sou To pay the rent or buy the fuel. 7 Oh, what may yearning lovers do When gilded relatives are cruel! Now, Uncle loved a pussy-cat, | With silky, orange-colored hair on— A perfect, priceless Tabby, that Was called by him “The Rose of Sharon.” ear The pre A Happy Marriage Depends largely ona know!- edge of the ‘whole truth about self and sex and their relation to life and health, This knowledge «does not come intelligently of itself, nor correctly from ordinary every-day sources, SEXOLOGY (ltustratea) 1.D., imparts in a clear, , Fat Het His Son, vee a hed : father Shanta Fi to HT ledge n Wite Shontd Hav o All In one volume, Mus $2, postpaid. Wete for “Other People’s Opinions Table of Contents, a Poritan Pub. Co., 776 Perry Bldg., Phila., Pa. OMFORT in the Rambler has been attained by careful study of owners’ preferences. Forty-inch wheels, big tires, and 198-inch wheel base neutralize the inequalities of the road. Seven-eighths elliptic springs and shock absorbers soften the impact of the jolts and limit reaction. The distance between the seats and the floor is just right, and the steering pillar may be adjust- ed to suit the comfort of the operator. The leather and hair used for upholstering is that found in the finest club furniture. The Spare Wheel removes worry about tire trouble. The brakes, being larger than necessary, provide a feeling of security. The safety starting device protects you from injury while crank- ing. The offset crank-shaft and straight-line drive enable slow driving on high gear in crowded traffic, and obviate the necessity of rushing the hard pulls through sand and up grades. In principal cities @ telepbone message to the Rambler representative will bring a car to your door for inspec- tion, A postal will bring you the Rambler Magazine, The Thomas B. Jeffery Company Main Office and Factory, Kenosha, Wisconsin Branches: Boston, Chicago, Milwaukee, Cleveland, San Francisco New York Deslers: The Rambler Automobile Co. of New York, 38-40 West 62nd Street, New York Yet, under Uncle's very nose, By force and cunning most unhand- some Audacious Nephew stole The Rose And held the darling cat for ransom! His schemes were foiled by—no, I'l! not Betray our author; moved to pity, I'll add, he complicates his plot By ringing in another kitty 181 And winds the story up in style: The lovers graft enough to pair on. And George embraces Mary, while His Uncle hugs The Rose of Sharon. The tale is quite felis-itous. Though some might term this pun un-feline, Forbear to chide your poet thus, But toward the volume make a bee- line. Arthur Guiterman, comicbooks.com