Life — January 19, 1911 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Mrs. Dorkins with a grim smile on face. The front door was bolted “John,” she said, in cutting “you have been dissipating at the club again!" “Maria,” spoke a voice outside, rapidly, clearly, and distinctly, “he Mew lugubriously on the blooming bugle!” Instantly she unfastened and opened the door. Mr. Dorkins had rot been dissipating, —Chicago Tribune. A Horse for A’ That * Well," reluctantly admitted the hard. pressed Yorkshire horse dealer in the witness box, “I'll admit tke animal was lind 0” one eye, an’ I won't deny he'd springhalt in his off hind leg, an’ I'm not saying—seeing the two vets has sworn to it—that he wasn’t spavined, an’ I'd a sort of suspicion myself that he was a roarer; but he was a gr-r-rand IRST AID for chilly folks. INSTANTANEOUS cheers and comforts, warms and strengthens, Made in a jiffy—de-light-ful! SHSM Instantaneous Chocolate Simply mix in boiling milk. Gives the most pleasing results, also, in the home preparation of desserts. 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He gazed blissfully at the ceiling for three seconds, then squinted down his nose and prepared to sleep. At this point he beeame aware that something was wrong. First it was but a whisper of uneasiness and he looked to make sure that he had eliminated the tickle-tassels of the quilt, He had elim- inated them. With growing perturbation he felt his legs to sec whether his trousers intervened between his pajamas and his skin. No; he had taken them off all right. Then he inquired blankly, “What is it?” It was overwhelmingly certain that something thing intangible. Was there a ghost in the room? A large ghost? His scalp began to prickle. He stared round the room and in its absolute usual- wrong, some- ness found some awful terror. In the course of the next minute this did not pass away, but became more and more oppressive; twice his flesh, in places where it was not fortified by bones, quaked horribly. One thing stood ap- pallingly clear—that for some reason sleep was out of the question, could not be thought of. Another five minutes of horror ensued. Then with a savage growl the Intro- spective Man rolled out of bed and switched off the light.—Punch. fess to fifty “T think your chances would be bet ter with her if you claimed seventy-five —Kansas City Journal Poor Advice Tur Tourist (hanging precariously on a shaky limb half-way down the prect pice): And my Psychical Science doctor told me, when in a condition of great niental strain, to relax every muscle. —Brooklyn Life. asked her to help them get on the stage, when she said: “Every woman under thirty imagines that she is an actress. And every actress believes that she is under thirty.”—Ladies’ Home Journal. In a Pinch, use A "S FOOT-EASE. Stood the Test The hour was 1 a.m. Inside the dimly lighted hallway stood The Harder You Keep Your Tires the Longer They Wear .. 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