Life — March 17, 1910 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

a Mg og Beware of grape juice that has been heavily - sweetened. Sugar has been put in to cover up ER the taste of inferior grapes and is really a s dilution, as syrup costs iss than grape juice. Education A little knowledge of the ways of men, A little reading of their deeds and fates, A little guessing at their thoughts, and Gra Juice then A quick forgetting of their names and dates— se Mee se illatory: is nothing but the juice of the grape, bottled —_ while fresh, thoroughly sterilized by heat and A little delving in the tomes they penned, . . A little conning of the verse they writ, hermetically sealed. It comes to you in bottles A feeble grasping of their aims and trend. A shadow Gien'ty of Wee airih and just as it came to us in the grapes. Add water vit or sugar to Welch’s if you prefer it that way. That's Literature. If your dealer doesn’t keep Weich's, send $3.00 for A little dabbling with a salt or two, ideast of Omaha. A little mussing with a sticky mess, delicious ways of using rape Juice free. A few experiments —half-blundered The Welch Grape Jui through, A wwilight testing of a groping guess— That's Science. —W. W. W., in Hampton's. One More Thing to Try The discouraged mother sighed as she confessed wearily, “We have whipped car little Jim, coaxed him, shut him up, tribed him, made him go without his meals—in fact, we have done everything we could think of to break his will; but $0 far we haven't been successful “If you want his will brok was the bitter suggestion of a friend who TAILORED GOWN At57 West 28th S Remodeled, Refitted. |, | had lately been disappointed in not re- red ED ceiving an expected legacy, “ you'd bet- ter take him to a lawyer."’—Lippincott’s Fitzgerald's Summary Edward Fitzgerald, the translator of the Persian poet, Omar Khayyam, was a A Myriad of Attractions and Allurements for the Tourist WESTWARD FROM SAN FRANCISCO VIA PALATIAL (27,000 TONS) STEAMSHIPS OF Pacific Mail S. S. Co. Toyo Kisen Kaisha TOUCHING AT 3) HONOLULU, YOKOHAMA, KOBE, NAGASAKI more or less genial opponent of matri- mony as a state. One day he said to his friend Miss Ellen Churchyard, of Woodbri “Do you know, Nell, what marriage is?” Churchyard thought not. en I'll tell you,’ said he. Mar- riage is standing at one's desk, nicely settled to work, when a great big bonnet pushes in at the door and asks you to SHANGHAI, MANILA, HONGKONG go for a walk with it."'—Youth’s Com- panion. Vel, FOR THE TRANSCONTINENTAL TRIP USE oper Sun- cnow Southern Pacific Sunset Route NEW ORLEANS TO SAN FRANCISCO , =. SUPERIOR SERVICE ALL THE WAY LH. NUTTING, General Eastern Passenger Agent 366, 1158 or 1 Broadway New York 4s HARTSHORN SHADE ROLLERS Hear the script name of Stewart Hartshorn on label. Get"tmproved." no tacks required. Wood Rollers Tin Rollers comicbooks.com