Life — September 2, 1909 — page 9: what you’re looking at

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It was the homely Codfish Ball that in the bal- ance hung, scoundrelly low tariffites assailed with traitor tongue This helpless Infant Industry, and sought to lay it low By cutting down the tariff tax some ten per cent. or $0, Till Amos Begg of Amoskeag arose with stream- ing eyes And made a plea so eloquent it reached the far- thest skies. when his speech was done at last, the tears of men like rain 1 about and Codfish Balls were put back up again, then some dastard inland wretch, whose name I cannot tell, ed heaven and earth to cut the tax upon salt mackerel, int both of Plymouth Rock and Charter Oak, and lo! foreign fish dashed at the gates for balf an hour or so, Peleg Potts of Gloucester rose and with a thunder tone shed back the flood of mackerel and saved us all alone low-bred, urder-paid salt fish, and under his attack Congress rose with one accord and put the duty back. sill the danger was not o'er, for by some traitor means riff walls were riven apart to let in French sardines, schools of them surged up and beat with frenzy at our gates stic mien and grand rose Ebenezer icaded long and earnestly for fish of patriot sorts underneath the Stars and Stripes and not from foreign port: | the galleries went wild and hats and flags were waved Ienezer Bates sat down—home-grown sar- dines were saved! And German wienerwursts were massed in solid ront and charged U the linked, home-grown sort, till Bunk O. Booth enlarged he homes made green and fair by sausage mills and how reason was afoot to cut the sausage tariff triot blood was stirred to boil that never oiled before A Happy Marriage Depends largely on a know!- edge of the whole truth about self and sex and thelr relation to life and health. This knowledge does not come intelligently of itself, nor correctly from ordinary every-day sources. SEXOLOGY Ultustrated) itliam H. Walling, 4M, MD. imparts in a cleat, jesome Way, in one volume ? rt 1d Have. «ledge a Young Woman Should Have. tee 2 Mother Showld faves 2 Mother Should Tmpart {ger Dauehter. ‘nowledge a Wife Rich Cloth Bindlog, Fall Gold Stamp, hatrated, $2.08 ‘Write for "* Other People’s Opinions “* and Table of Contents. Puritan Pub, Co., 711{Perry Bldg., Phila., Pa. | MORGAN: & WRIGHT TIRES. ARE GOOD TIRES How We Safe-Guard the Motorist Against Tire Blisters HE reason blisters occur so rarely on Morgan & Wright tires is that they are made with a cushion of pure up-river Para gum between the carcass and tread. Tires may all be considered as consisting of two parts—the carcass or inner fabric framework and the tread or outer rubber cover. Blisters always start at the juncture of these two parts. This admits a few particles of sand, which worm their way in between the tough leathery tread and the canva The car going around a curve or over a bump gives the tread a More sand is admitted, and soon you have invisible cut appears in the tread. separate slightly. sharp jerk, resulting in more separation. a big blister, and your tire is due for the repair shop or scrap heap. Morcan & WRIGHT TIRES are made by a method which overcomes this difficulty. We put a cushion of springy, pure gum stock between the carcass and the tread, which acts as a virtual shock absorber between the two. Should a bit of sand work through the tread, it simply becomes imbedded in the softer cushion’ stock, and is thus rendered harmless. ead of tending to pull the tread away from the fabric, m or strain, i : or indents this cushion a trifle If you dislike the annoyance and hea blisters, you will do well to try one or two Morgan & Wright tires the next time It won't take long for you to discover that rarity of blisters is only one of the many good reasons for this world-wide reputation your car needs new equipment. they now bear. A small, sometimes causing them to Moreover, a severe bump tretches y repair expense attendant upon tire | MORGAN xWRIGHTTIRES | ARE G00D TIRES Dealers everywhere sell them at the same price you are asked to pay for other brands. Morgan & Wright, Detroit 2) Till alien sausage was repulsed and driven from this shore; And word went ‘round from lip to lip, high, low, and rich and poor: “Bunk Booth has saved the sausage mills—the Nation is secure!" Ah, those were days of stir and strife, of fervid speech and scenes To make the blood grow red and hot! One hero saved Baked Beans From alien treason’s fell attack with fluent speech and bold, As did Horatius keep the bridge in the brave days of old. And one saved Pumpkin Pie from wreck and one saved Cottage Chee Till all the days were crowded full of hero deeds like these; And foreign Tripe was beaten back, till from the patriot poor The ery arose: “The Bill is passed! The Nation will endure! I. W. Foley, in Philadelphia Ledger Ambiguous Hostess: It’s beginning to rain. You'll get wet. I think you'd better stay to dinner. Derartinc Guest: Oh, dear no! It’s not raining so badly as all that—Sydney Bulletin. comicbooks.com