Life — December 31, 1908 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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cE JE ee k 4 The Fatal Chaminade : A high-browed young lady was playing on the A A % Piano to the great edification of all the other high- GRAND GRAND “rows present. After a while she announced FINALE 3 FINALE reek? i exe graciously that she would play “a Chaminade,”’ 5 TO A TO A CHAPTER 3 CHAPTER oF oF COURSES COURSES and proceeded to do so. At the close of it there was applause. Then an unsuspecting low-brow piped up: “ By the way, what is a Chaminade?" PHILIP MORRIS He spoke as if not sure whether the thing ; : was more like a chamois or a serenade. ORIGINAL LONDON The young lady looked at him witheringly. CIGARETTES “Chaminade is a composer,” she said with much severity. That embarrassed the low-brow. real “Why, I was sure that Grieg had written a Chaminade—a suite of Chaminades, in fact.”* refinement “Not at all,”” repeated the severe young lady. in the way “Chaminade is a compose Ps me: “Oh! indeed,” stammered the low-brow. : of a smok “Well, what did he write?" He is a she,” the young lady informed him. What! Is that so? Well—er—” At this point friends of the low-brow stepped in and restrained him from another possibly ays, a f CAMBRIDG ‘sva- | the regular size wever, pi | 4 MBASSA DOR fatal plunge—New York Times. excuse after-dinner size ary he father raight | In Little Brown Boxes LIQUEUR =| —— Cam fa) |’ Peres Chartreux The Slumbers of the Brook The poetical young man with soulful eyes was alking with his matter-of-fact brother by the “ e_ Jol This famous cordial, pow made at Tarragona, brookside. —Oh Be Jour” Spain, was for centuries distilled by the Car: aS i ” Nota Lager in name only, bet a real Lager, ftly aged thusian Moaks (Péres Chartreux) at the Monas- “How the stream tosses in its slumber! '? he and ripened. Among all brands of beer P. Bt Lager sands tery of La Grande Chartreuse, France, and Known exclaimed. perfection. ‘The proof of the beer isin the drinking. Try it. presenta tho butt aod label employed in the alone in the possession of every quality which is essential to hout the world as Chartreuse. The above “Yes,"" answered his brother, “and you would, At leading Hotels, Restaurants and Cafes, put up of the artic since the Monks 4 09, bed "—Youth’. A REWERIE: sion from France, and it is now known as soo. if your bed was full of stones.""—Youth's | HA, G, VAN NOSTRAND, CUNKER Hit GREWERIES Liqueur Pores Chartreux (the fonks however Companion. eal Still retain the right to use the old bottle and label as well) distilled by the same order of Monks, who have securely guarded the secret of its manu- facture for hundreds of years, taking it with them at the time they left the Monastery of La Grande Chartreuse, and who, therefore, alone possess @ knowledge of the elements of this delicious nectar. No Liqueur associated with the name of the Car thusian Monks (Péres Chartreux) and made since their expulsion from France is genuine except that made by them at Tarragona, Spain. —GREEN AND YELLOW— As frst-class Wine Merchants, Grocers, Hotels, Cafes. Batjer & Co., 45 Broadway, New York, N. Y. Sole Agents for United States. is always a better cocktail than any made-by-guesswork drink ean ever be. CrLus Cock. TAILS are mixed-to- measure, delicious, fragrant, appetizing and always ready to serve. Martini (gin base) and Get a bott! from your dealer. \\HAPATS f GF MRUBLEIN « WHO NW o It Has the HARTFORD | New Tek Leeder (5 rae | : True Flavor i If you get Comber Irish Whisky you get a “treat,” even if you pay for it. Sold Boerywhere. ‘THE WALDORF-ASTORIA IMPORTATION COMPANY OUR FRONT DOOR SOON AFTER A VISIT FROM New York Chicago FLAT THIEVES comicbooks.com