Life — December 31, 1908 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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G “OUR FOOLISH» FOR A PURE : oss RA priv NTEMPO TONICAL STIMULANT, FOR CHEER OR COMFORT, STRENGTH AND HEALTH | cr FOR RECUPERATION AND RESTORATION Hesitation I love my Dolly for her form (The Maid of Milo couldn’t change it), But, ah, suppose the fashions turned, And Dolly had to rearrange it! E ening Sun. BALTIMORE Before and After One of the Philadelphia “ organization "* ward RYE guNte,!| leaders who had been notoriously profane re- f cently became converted and a church attendant. 3) This caused great surprise ng the man’s ‘S ABSOLUTE PERFECTION Fansowe RY friends, and sequsiniances (ii Polley GUARANTEED UNDER THE NATIONAL PURE One of the leader's associates was approached ooo LAW several days ago by a politician who had known him for many years. “Is it really the fact that BML "LANATIAN We SUS, Ramtotes aL S— has joined the church?" he inquired. : aio “Yep, that's what he has,"" replied the asso- ciate “Well, is he really religious?" continued the inquirer, whereupon this instance was given in proof : “ Well, I met him in the city hall yesterday an’ ( harles he said to me, ‘ Jim, I'm feelin’ like hell to-day,’ F an’ you know how he'd a-said that a year ago when he didn’t Oh, he's relig- | Dana ious all right!" : Asmevitie, N. C.: The four-season resort of the G b — Ss Tur Manor, the English-like Inn of Asheville, 1 son Knew the Miscreant's Ways | Harry Furniss tells a good story which he HAS returned to America to draw more of his inimitable heard from a friend, the Colonel of a Sikh regi- pictures of people. He will also paint in oil colors sub- ment in India. The officers were much annoyed jects as typically American as his well-known pen-and- by some native hanging about their camp and ink drawings. “sniping "’ them with a rifle. The Colon sent . : fori ule. otderty, a putive soldier; and ‘edld. he QWith renewed enthusiasm, and with new powers wanted a squad to go over the mountain that after three years of study among the masters in Spain, night and catch the miscreant who was annoy- Italy, Holland, France, Germany, and England, Mr. ing them. The orderly salnted and begged to be Gibson takes up his work, which will prove even more allowed to act alone, assuring his Colonel that interesting to lovers of pictures than it was before. His he would soon catch the culprit. The officer, ad- paintings will be faithfully reproduced in full color, and miring his pluck, agreed, and the next morning | his drawings in black and white, appearing exclusively the soldier walked in with the head of the sniper. | in one publication— The officers were loud in their praise of the soldier's valor. | “Oh, sirs, Ih difficulty,”” he said.“ ¥: ‘ : . ; see, 1 Paks bis ways, He was my father.’ C Oo | | 1 er S The Strand The National Weekly Good lubrication is essential to the life of an Automobile. Use PANHARD OIL = It’s standard. Unimportant The captain of a certain yacht had evinced an | anxiety touching a mishap to the craft that at | once attracted the attention of a fair passenger on board. “ What's the trouble, Captain? "' asked she, “The fact is, ma'am," was the response, “ our rudder’s broken. “Oh, I shouldn't worry about that,’’ said the | lady. “Being under the water nearly all the | time, no one will notice that it's gone.""—Har- E Ss I O Camden, South Carolina per's Weekly Or Bacienee (wrahtly): Look here, Ym ined | | SRSTORS TSnPORTED™ ho} THE KIRKWOOD oinyea Wacshiag sai tigy eime™ IIL, bear aay | iA PASS: aoe fu T. EDMUND KRUMBHOLZ more impudence from you I'll crack you over Loe hand i ban of The Sagamore on Lake George wii the head. Cath Cappie: All right; but I'll bet yer don’t know |. auth GREAT BEAR SPRING WATER 50 cents per case of 6 glass stoppered bottles comicbooks.com