Life — June 18, 1908 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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“LIFE: Deans Cakes and Pastries willadd variety to Summer Menus Arrangements have been made whereby quick deliveries of fresh cake will be made EXPRESSAGE PREPAID to Country Homes, at any express point within 300 miles of New York City. Selected assortments, packed to keep fresh for days, can be had at $2.00, $3.00, $5.00, $8.00 and $12.00 each. A booklet—Dean’s Summer Suggestions —explaining the idea in detail, will be sent on request. 572 FIFTH AVENUE sant NEW YORK Established 1839 The first Derby made in America was a C.&K. | Hats for Men NAPP-FELT hats are made in various tex- tures—soft hats for comfort, sport or travel, derbies for a touch of formality. KNAPP-FELT De Luxe hats are Six Dollars—Knapp-Felts are Four Dollars, wherever the best is sold. Write for “The Hatman™ Tur CroruT & KNAPP Co. BROADWAY, AT THIRTEENTH ST.. NEW YORK “FIGHTING BO! Thea wp sake the great sailor Evans, “This KAD-DRIDGY outsails all, by heavens, To keep ether scores ve. chore’ Is like 8. When Uwough you're at sixes and seveos.”” My Lady's Lid Y SCAT! Where did you get that hat? Who ever did Invent a lady's lid Like that ? Who had the nerve to roll it out And stretch it more and more, From centerpiece to rim, until It spreads from shore to shore. And likewise lifts its summit up, On birds’ and other wings, Above the earth until it s The clouds and other thi Who added to its woodrous width Of brim, so that the space Could easily An automobile race? Say, who done th Who tilt her hat Who made it something never seen On earth of in the sky, A that of wide-extended plain, \ mountain 1 high ? Cut wider de her to get Inside of any place, Erect upon the gn And shove the wide Fo let ber turn around. Oh, weirdly, witching, woury hat That flattens out and towers Who ever rizan back w a thing like that fillest with fh contagious —spre Where did she get that hat ? Too Obvious 'T WAS the first vaudeville performance the old colored lady had ever seen, and she was particu New Vork World, larly excited over the marvellous feats of the ma- gician. But when he covered a newspaper with a} heavy flannel cloth and read the print through it, she grew a little nervous. He then doubled the cloth and again read the letters accurately. ‘This was more than she could stand, and rising in her seat, she said: “I'm goin’ home. This ain’t no place for a lady in a thin calico dress!" —Everybody's. To Go with Them “YYTHAT makes Jones so economical these days?” “Some one gave him a pair of goggles, and now he’s saving up for an automobile." —Lippincott’s HE Chicago News fails to name the hero of this story, but has it that the visitor to the home of a well-known Hoosier State author found his three youngsters romping in the hallway. “What are you playing, boys?” he inquired “We are playing pirates,” clucidated the smallest “Pirates? Why, how can you play pirates in Indiana ? There are no seas bordering on this State “Oh, we don't need any seas. We are literary pirates, like pa.” And five minutes later a chorus of yells from be- hind the barn told that the hand that wields the pen can also wield the shingle. Politics NICKER: We once had the Know Nothings. Bocker: And now we are afflicted with the Know Everythings.—Sun. | 674 JOHN JAMESON WR) WHISKEY You are offering the best when you serve Jameson’s Sole Agents W. A. TAYLOR & CO. The MOST TALKED OF FIRM In London. STREET Original and Exclusive Designs in TAILOR-MADE SUITS AFTERNOON FROCKS RECEPTION AND EVENING GOWNS MILLINERY, ETC. lite: TRAVELING COATS GRINNELL “VENTILATED” RIST-FIT Automobile Gloves (Patented) WILL LAST THE SEASON THROUGH jong, yet soft as ve SENT ON APPROVAL black dog shin, $3.00; drab ported black Kasan, $3.50. Ventilated or unventilated. MORRISON-RICKER MFG. CO. 42 Broad Street, GRINNELL, IOWA * REINDEER” leather, tough and id will dry out like new after ntlet holds the cuf up, Inside EN AT ton si and franh command entered tl grave, std He tur some inc! dy calle am Home Jo “Wi