Life, 1904-12-29 · page 8 of 21
Life — December 29, 1904 — page 8: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page consists primarily of **literary criticism and book reviews**, not political satire or comics. The main content includes: - A "Glossary of Terms" section critiquing advertising language in publishing - Multiple book reviews praising recent works by new authors - A dialogue titled "The Way It Works" satirizing salary negotiations at a Trust (likely a large corporation) - A story excerpt called "A Fitting Doom" about a woman in Hades The only illustration is a small decorative vignette accompanying the "Glossary of Terms" section—a classical-style figure that appears purely ornamental rather than satirical. The social satire targets **corporate wage practices and publishing industry hype** rather than political figures. No specific politicians or caricatures are present.
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666 A Proposal Up-to-Date. Ht pity, love, the misery Of sad, despairing lover true— The teeming world holds naught for me But you. Ay, you !—too long I’ve tarried, dear, In fell Irresolution’s chain— Be mine !—let us be married, dear, Again, Thomas R. Ybarra. GLOSSARY OF TERMS. ARRANGED FOR THE Usk or ENTERPRIS- ING PUBLISHERS. W E notice a strange lack of system in the advertisements of the latest books which are constantly appearing. Here- with we present a handy col- lection of terms for the use of the publishing trade generally. For Kooks Exrectep To Be Best SELLERS. Truly absorbing in the intensity of its in- terest. Compelling.* Powerful in its rendering and masterful in its plot. From the beginning to the end there is no pause, The reader is carried along in spite of himself. A Great Character Study, in-which we seem to live and breathe among real persons who actually move about us. Scott or Dumas, Dickens or Balzac have done no better than this. Indeed, it may be said that the work of these writers pales before it. The word painting in this book is so ex- quisite, the imagery is so beautifully rendered, the atmosphere of it all is so enchanting, that even before we have gotten half through the second chapter, we are filled with admiration and wonder at the author's marvelous powers. For NovELS oF Onvious INFERIORITY Tuat No Ox Woutp Ever DREAM OF READING. ‘The reverential awe with which Mr. Flub- dub has approached his subject, and his little less than wonderful mastery of the early Christian epoch, lead us to remark that there is no book of the week which can even re- motely approach this in melodramatic interest, in powerful, compelling and absorbing magni- tude, and in breadth and largeness of concep- tion ‘This book fairly revels in the most delicate humor. It must not be supposed, hon that true sentiment is lacking. For we do not remember ever to have scen a great work in *No first-class advertisement of any book should ever be allowed to appear without this necessary word. ‘LIFE which that rare mingling of pathos and rollick- ing fun were so exquisitely mosaiced. ‘0 lover of good literature can afford to miss this sublime work. We are carried on from denouement to denouement with breath- less interest, and we lay it down with a sense of positive pain because it is not any longer. The alluring spell of Miss Rasberry’s style cannot be fully understood until one has fallen under the divine charm of her latest work. ‘The reader is suddenly transported to another world—a world of rarest refinement and de- licious excitement, all enhanced by the most exquisite phraseology. For Books Written sy New AuTHoRs, Whom No Oxe Has Ever Hearb Agout —or Wants To, As a master craftsman of construction, cer- tainly no one would dream of denying the very highest honor to Bill Bungster. His latest work, ‘The Cowcatcher, hows him in the full height and sweep of those astonish- ing powers that have hitherto commanded such a wide audience and are now destined to place him on the pinnacle of enduring (ame. From cover to cover, this great book reeks with intense fascination. Vital witn human interest. A passionate rendering of some of the most significant truths of recent times. In dramatic force and vigor, in faithful rendering to life, in perfect vividness of im- aginative exploitation, nothing has ever been written to compare with this exquisitely bound little volume, Every page of this book re- veals some new and subtle delineation of character, and forces us to the conviction that it will take place immediately as the most striking work that has appeared anywhere in recent years. It is almost impossible to say which Miss Bumble is greatest in: in her lucid, terse, epi- grammatic, nervous and compelling style, or in her felicitous and inimitable grasp of her subject. This book is a masterpiece. For ALMost Axy Kixp oF Book THat WE Have To Enpure. A brilliant conception, Bristling with delicious wit, The author's genius is too well known to emphasize. His book is the full fruition of his mature powers. In this enthralling and consummate volume, the reader is carried from page to paz eich breathless interest and lays it down with a Kenuine sigh of regret and wonaer at the author's exquisite art. This book, although only out two weeks, has already taken rank asa classic. It is read with feverish excitement, and the reader hangs on every line with passionate intensity. A truly sumptuous volume. In freshness and dexterity of utterance and in inexhaustible originality Miss Jabber has no equal. Breezy, distinctive, amusing, brilliant, noteworthy, vivid, romantic, absorbing, tumul- tuous, natural, forceful, etc., etc., etc, The Way It Works. a OW much did you make in your business before the Trust put you out?" “Five thousand a year,”" “And what salary does the Trust pay you?” “Five thousand a year." “And you have no responsibilities? "” “Ob, haven't 1? Why, I have to pay twice as much for everything as I did.”” A Fitting Doom. LOOKER.-ON in Hades was once standing, in a secluded corner, when he saw a vast number of women approaching over the pavement of good intentions, Their heads were bent, their eyes penetrated every shadowy nook, and their moans filled the air. “Alas, poor shades,” said the on- looker. ** What do you?” ‘* We seek eternally,’ one answered. “Tt is our doom."" “But what seek you?" he queried. ‘* A lost love?" ‘* Nay,’ she shook her head. **Perchance, your wasted moments?" “Ah, no,” lifting ful eyes to his, “We belong to the army of women who were always losing their jewels onearth, That poor soul,” indicating one beside her, ‘*left a $25,000 necklace on a restaurant table; and that one, while washing her hands in a railway station, laid $10,000 worth of rings on the wash-stand ; and this shade left a bag containing $40,000 worth of gems on the seat of a cab; and this one neglected to remove $75,000 worth of tiaras and collars and ropes from her berth in a sleeping-car ; and—" Her voice trailed into silence as she was swept onward by the wailing crowd. ars. 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