Life — September 17, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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275 Depth. ENEATH this marble slab there lies Am of enterprise. How much he left I do not wis, Nor just how fir beneath he is. Definitions. A STATESMAN.—A type of A American that flourished from 1776-1865. He is supposed to be ex- tinct: g| i re rumors of the only surviving one hav ing been seen in A Pivtocrat.—A_ kin monster—having a small hy and large body. Ie is seen alone, but is fe tribes known ag‘ Trusts.” Oceasionally one who has jar from his cave is killed in Wall Street. A Port.—A guileless inno- cent who worships a divinity which he calls the Godd t Beauty. He is very popular With the savants who write comic paragraphs for the daily press. He keeps them from —The prose Curtpres. — The illustra- tions. Bacnetons. — Unbound copies. Moxey.—A symbol of self ishness. Fawr.—A phantom A’ Puttosoruer.—A man who thinks he has solved life's enigma. A Foot (2). A man who knoves he cannot solv Tur Bony Deatu.—Free Ernest Neal Lyon, Society. Goclery is like a bridge \ tower—the higher up it goes the deeper has to be the foundation. Time was when a sub- merged tenth afforded a sufficient foundation for so- ciety. But the structure has been rising pretty rapidly of late, until now, according to the latest statistics of Lon- SERENATA don life, about three-tenths D. Cupid. are submerged. Copyright, #903, by Lite Pudtishing Co. comicbooks.com