Life — June 18, 1903 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Light. 7 OUNG Mr. Rockefeller testify- ing that he prays for light, and gets it, raises a question. If he gets light by praying for it, should the rest of us be charged ten cents per gallon at retail? Very likely the Burean of Corpora- tions will take this matter up, in due time. Tainted. “ TPHE Salvation Army is made up of cranks." “Yes. People with a hallelu- cination.” YIME, tide and automobiles wait for no man. A Yachting Song. HEN the paint is on the rigging, And the gaff is on the boom, And the wigwags are a-wigging, And the English are in bloom ; When the sea is like « kitten, ‘And the mainsail is in stops, Then a certain thrifty Briton Will desert his thousand shops: He will bid us all defiance, Wherever we may be, And we'll get out our Reliance, And help advertise his tea, Benj. Jefferson, MEN often leave vengeance to Heaven because they are too busy themselves. NOW ON EARTH COULD wE Do ITt Sport. aT} i IN LiPE’s PHOTOGRAPHIC GALLERY. Cbber, 4, LTHOUGH but six persons were killed in the recent automobile races in France, the event was of the first importance in the sporting world. Six killed in France are equal to ten or a dozen killed here in this country. For in France, despite their democratic pretensions, they still cling to the old monarchical notion of the great value of human life. It is the universal testimony that a motorist need be more skill- ful in order to kill anybody in France, than he need be in America, bg SW SUAS Ss “ [HEY say old Hedger mar- ried several times after he was seventy.’’ “Yes. He had a very preco- cious second childhood.” comicbooks.com