Life — June 18, 1903 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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AMERICANIZED, The Sea Serpent; PRETTY MUCH OF & COME-DOWN POR A REIGNING SENSATION, BUT THEN A TELLOW MUST MAKE a LIVING, Prosperity. N EW YORK: Slandered Oil declared a dividend of 433/ to-day instead of theusual 44. The nineo’clock dividends of the United Skates Spiel Sorporation were not paid until ten minutes past nine. There is no disguising the feel- ing of unrest that prevails in Wall ‘ASHINGTON : Treasury officials $8 not to be disturbed by the news from New York. They point out that the gold reserve is now upwards of forty bil- jions, and insist that the interruption of the national prosperity is only momentary. His Choice. A SE NP: Yessir, I will guarantee that this is the most = concentrated food you ever ate. Cow: : But I don’t want that kind—I want the kind that spreads all over my system. Court Bulletin. Sreciat from London: ‘The King was severely taxed to-day by the pressing persistence of governmental business, Beginning at ten in the morning, he attended the Lords’ cricket matches, and was then seen shortly after at a luncheon given by his Bobs, the Duke of Winter- view. Immediately after, the Queen’s Garden Party claimed his attention, and was followed by a hurried in- spection of the race-course. Later, his Majesty reviewed the corps of American Beauties—and then repaired to the tenth annual dinner of the Dubs of the Fast Order. We hardly need mention that the usual theatre duties of the evening were faithfully performed by our Sovereign, and the labors of the day culminated in the attendance upon a grand ball given by the Duchess of Brazenbox. In view of the fact that these events necessitated eight distinct changes of apparel, we are to be congratulated on the possession of one who is thus able to discharge the state duties of our great nation in so worthy and faithful a manuer, MEX were made before mirrors. ~ before mirrors. Women are still made comicbooks.com