Life — May 8, 1902 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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THE WATER CURE IN THE PHILIPPINES, (Air: “Marching Through Georgia.) Get the good old syringe, boys, and fill it to the brim, We've canght another " nigger and we'll operate on bim— Let come one take the handle who can work it with a vim, Shonting the battle cry of freedom cuonts. Hurrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubilee ; Murrah! Murrah! The flag that makes him free! Shove in the nozzle deep and let him taste of liberty, Shouting the battle cry of freedom. We've come across the bounding main to kindly spread around Sweet liberty wherever there are rebels to be found— boys, we've got him down and bound, Shouting the battle cry of freedom. Ob, panip it in him till he swells up like a toy balloon ‘The fool pretends that liberty is not a precious boon, But we'll contrive to make him see the beauty of it soon, Shouting the battle cry of freedom. 1 SAP RS AT WL Keep the piston going, boys, and let the banner wave, ‘The banner that floats proudly o'er the noble and the brave, Keep on until the equirt-gun breaks or he explodes, the slave— Shonting the battle cry of freedom. cnonvs. Harrah! Hurrah! We bring the jubilee ; Hurrah! Harrah! The flag that makes him free! We've got him down, so let us pump him full of liberty, Shouting the battle cry of freedom. —S.E, Kiser in the Chicago Record: Herald. ConorEssMax BrowNLow of Tennessee has a smart granddaughter, whose clever sayings are the delight of her parents. The other day she came to her grandfather with her face all smite Grandpa,” she eai running across the kiteh you think it was?” Mr. Brownlow studied for a while and gave up. What was it? he asked. ‘ater,”* said the youngster triumphantly. —St, Louis Post-Dispatch, * I saw something this morning floor without uny legs. What do Owe day last autumn Bennet Burleigh, the noted English special war correspondent, was encountered a few miles ontside Pretoria by that volcanic rhetorician, General Tucker. “What the — — are you doing oat here with that — thing?" asked the General, pointing toa kodak which was slang round his shoulders, “Well, sir," promptly replied Mr, Barleigh, “I was io- tending to take some photographs ; but had I known that I was to have the pleasure of meeting you I should have brought out a phonograph." At this audacity, it {s said that even General Tucker's stock of sulphurous adjectives ran low.— Argonaut, Aticr, who was five years old, was often asked to run cfrands for her mother. She went very willing'y if she could pronounce the name of the article wanted, but she dreaded the lanshter which greeted her attempts to pronounce cer- tain words, “* Vinegar" was one of the hardest forher. She never would zo for it if she could help it ; but one morning her mother found it absolutely necessary to send her. On entering the tore ehe handed the Jug to the clerk and said: “Smell the jug and give me a quart.” Chicago Chronicte. Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s THE WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore, Md. NEW _YORK. Children’s Wear. Children’s Wash Dresses. Linen, Pique, Canvas and Mercerized Materials, Russian and Sailor effects, $2.50 and $3.75 4 to 14 years. Broadway Hib ot ‘©THE NAME IS EVERYTHING? Esterbrook A general Over 150 other styles#f every pur stationers Accept no VW substitute. Werks, Camden, M. J. 26 John Streat, N.Y, ALLEW S FOOT-EASE |AKE INTO YOUR SHOES Allen's Foot=Ease, a powder for the feet, Te cures painfel, swollen, smarting nervous feet, and instant) Satof corpssed boone: Kw tue wr est comfort discovery of the Makes tight-fitting of Dew shoes feel eax It is a certain cure for inerowing nal eweating,collous and bot, tired, aching feet. Wo have over 90,000 testimonial ¥ IT TO-DAY. ‘Sold bya | Droggist Shoe Stores 2sc,Do not accept an tation, Sent by mail for 2. FREE TRIAL FACKAGE sent by mail, 1s SWEET PORTERS, ae tem mesilns Yor es “On.wnatRest Teer y pict Vackaee FIED. AS: and Comfort!” Gress, ALLEN S. OLMSTED, Le Roy, NS v. CHEW BEEMAN’S THE ORIGINAL PEPSIN GUM Cures Indigestios and Sea Sickness, All Others are Imitation LOS ANGELES—Four Days from New York or Boston—By NEW YORK CENTRA comicbooks.com