Life — December 19, 1901 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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-LIFE- Sense. ONCE upon atime a certain People experienced an Ac- cess of Sense. The women now put Comfort before Looks, and the men formed the Habit of chewing their Food. But hereupon, there being no sale for Corsets or Patent Medicines, the Press speedily became a Thing of the Past, through lack of Advertising Patronage. Thus it came about that this People woke up one morning to find themselves crassly ignorant of who all were at Newport and what they were doing there, to say nothing of who had been murdered. And they were given Pause,and fell to wondering if, after all, Folly in Moderation were not a Good Thing. Santa Claus (up in the chimney): Gna- ADDRESSING THE BALL. «J é r cious! 4 ‘e : turr'p atv CUR 801 COCLD ET OUT oF HERE. A Revised Version. BtUAve: Do you think the Cragsons are as FFICE KID happy now that they have made their pile? : (showing cisit- Grasse: Why, yes, only the song for them will ors over a have to read this way now: N paper office): This , is the third neia- Home, home, sweet home, aoa ase Soom OF There's no place like our houses at ‘ the art depart- ment. This isthe room where they Tuxedo, THAT VIRTUE MATH ITS OWN REWARD mark in the ‘Aiken 18 TRUE, AS MAMMA SAID, crosses where tho Newport, Lenox, POR I'VE BEEN GOOD, AND NOW THERE 13 and New York, i gala /anouDiaY wsAD. body was found, ‘A HOOKEY DAY EPISODE. WHEN THE SCHOOLMASTER RANO THE BELL THERE WERE NO BOYS IN THE YARD, BUT HE CAUONT THE SIONAL PROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE POND.