Life — March 14, 1901 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

MATTER OF DEGREE. She (to him): PEOPLE SEEM ALWAYS TO BE THINKING OP YOUR MONEY? OF COURSE THEY ALE WHEN YOU HAVE 80 VERY MUCH. IT’ NATURAL. MAVING TIVE MILLIONS, OR EVEN TEN, 18 LIKE HAVING FRECKLES. 11/8 AN INPERTINENCE TO NOTICE IT. RUT WHEN YOU OFT TO HAVE A HUNDRED MILLIONS, ITA LIKE A TERMIDLE ERUPTION THAT STINS PUBLIC SYMPATHY, 60 THAT ANY ONE'S WARRANTED TO CRY, “POOR MAN! WHAT bo THE DocTons BAY?" Gun: How dare you kiss me before \? asking! He: Don’t you like occasionally to be surprised with a good thing? OCTOR: Do you exercise much? “I ride down to business every day in a Broadway car.” “Too violent. Try horseback riding.” 215 A Woman's Club. ITAIR installed, “Order!” called ; Hurried meetings Whispered greetings. Minutes read— “ What was said?” “Move, repeated !”” “ Please be seated !"” “ Reports, if any?” “Some!” How many?” “ Twenty-five. (“Sakes alive !"") “ What's your will?” “ Defer 'em still!” “That petition?” “Same condition As before.” (What a bore!") “* Dower to build?” “ Action killed In committee.” (What a pity 1”) “Business, new?” “Yes; afew! Ten resigned— Thirty fine “Causes, state?” “Can't!” “Too late!" “ Reasons, pray?” “ The matinge!" “Club dismissed !"" Rivals kissed. Business done : Simply none! T. D, Beasley, cas HEN did the window blush?” “ When it saw the weather strip.” Le would respectfully call the attention of his readers to the fact that the following rhymes are not acceptable at this office : honnet —-on tt stupid ‘cupid. pine valentine. — fair pair. comicbooks.com