Life — April 26, 1900 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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wilh Wl Mi t \ Mil Hiaiiill HTN Wy NLA ie . y a 8 ih i Mi i { SF A RuBBER io S ne 2) SARDINES f2. se A MEETING OF PRESIDENT BRYAN'S CABINET. 1, PRESIDENT W, J, BRYAN, — 2. RECRETARY OF STATR. 3, SECRETARY OF WAR. 4. SECRETARY OP THR NAVY. 5. SECRETARY OP AGRICULTURE, 6. SECKETARY OP THE TREASURY, 7, SECRETARY OP THE INTERIOR. 8. POSTMASTER-GENERAL. A Misdirected Bishop. “Tam told that tho results of vivisection are great; and I am told f Efear tho Right that antitoxin depends on vivisection.” of Rev. William Yes, dear Bishop, and you may be told that molasses depends on Lawrence, Bishop of intuition, and that the results of absinthe are just too lovely for Massachusetts, 18 & anything ; but you must not believe all you hear, trimmor. He publicly And, if you will pardon the liberty, we would suggest, in your endorses the cutting up cage, the cultivation of a warmer sympathy for the sufferings of of living creatures, with helpless animals and less confidence in the statements of vivisec- all its attendant and tors, ‘Tho vivisector is regarded with suspicion by the better class unspeakable atrocities. of Christians. Moreover, he can prove himself, on occasion, an No amount of pain in- astounding liar. But lying is such @ humane and decent pastimo fiicted upon animals gympared with his other occupations that he loses nothing by appears to disturb the sing discovered in It. equanimity of this apostle of mercy. aS) < y ve Ho has evidently made up his The Reason. ~<§ - mind to be solid with tho doc- 5} S . tA) “There { ¢¢ DRAYALOT was just complaining to me that he finds it 2 4 tore when be says, ere. te. 8 erent and almost impossible to get any subscriptions to that worthy profession in Massachusetts to 3 which wo can safely trust this question.” But this indifference to hospital he’s interested in. suffering 1s offset by his childlike faith in what others tell him. ‘I'm not surprised. Tbe chump announced publicly that And this faith, perbaps, is not unbecoming in a bishop. He says, the list would not be published.”