Life — January 30, 1896 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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8I VERY DISTURBING. THE MISSIONARY’S AWFUL FATE. se ID you enjoy the sermon, E sailed away to the Fiji Isles, dear?" said Mrs. Collingwood But he was not slain on the shore, to her husband, after church. Nor fattened ahead for a cannibal spread, “No, I dreamt that a note for As others had been before ; . $1,000 was due, and I hadn't a cent But he met with a far more terrible fate to pay it with.” ‘ A Than those who had lost their lives, ee R R For the chieftain grim took a fancy to him, A GOOD IDEA. \ And gave him a hundred wives. RS. KINGLEY: My two ser- ———— vant girls fight like cats and i : NO CAUSE FOR ALARM, dogs. ; T the hour when this edition of Lire went Mrs. BINGO: And yet you say that to press, the New York World had not they went shopping together yester- FT we yet caused criminal proceedings to be commenced ee yes, 18ers mY against banker Pierpoint Morgan for his efforts to sustain the credit of the country. tO BO down'to = dry goods store Thrice or four times admirable is Power when Mercy is weer they, woulda’t be noticed :and its yoke-fellow. The World has not yet divulged whom it has chosen to be ave aout our next president, or whether its mind is yet wholly made up about the abo- lition of the United States Senate. Jupiter sometimes nods, but the Wor/a stays awake all night and the country continues to be safe. A UNIQUE DISTINCTION. THe young Duke of Marlborough and his wife are the only couple whose names appear in the Almanac de Gotha, both of whom can boast the distinction of having had a parent married by a Mayor of New York. It is well for married peo- ple to have all things in common and to be as nearly equal as possible in their usu- fruct of special advantages. “FISH CAKES A LA FINANCIERE,” IT READ ON THE BILL OF FARE, BUT WHEN MR. HOMITSKY, WHO IS IN THE PAWNBROKING LINE, ORDERED THEM, HE HAD NO IDEA HOW THEY WOULD BE SERVED, comicbooks.com