Life — December 31, 1891 — page 46: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

LIFE’S RESEARCHES IN ROMAN RAILWAYS. ON THE PLATFORM. HARD LUCK. E stood upon the theatre steps, And longed to be in Rome, Or any other place, because He'd left his tickets home. ES (at the fountain): Well, thank heavens, water Bere isc if nothing else is ! BROOKS: Hum! Guess you never bought any agua pura ata drug store. A GOOD REASON. Why did you give up housekeeping ? OUNGHUSBAND: L got hungry. THE ANTIQUITY OF THE TANK PLAY. OTLING : I suppose that “ Ten Nights in a Bar Room“ was really the first tank drama. You forget “ Henry the Fourth.” hat was written by Shakespeare.” “ He never introduced a tank into a play.” “ What's the matter with Sir John Falstaff? HIS UNGALLANT INFERENCE, RS. BUNTING: The Bishop of Massachusetts speaks / N 312 words a minute. BUNTING : I didnt know they had any women bishops. Tua TOL cot comicbooks.com 395”