Life — October 8, 1891 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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} {*: You say you are twenty- four SHE (frankl He: Whi yesterday that you were but twenty=- ): Yes, twenty-four. ‘our mother told me three, SHE: stood mamma. You must have misunder- She was probably telling you her own age. Hes WAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWs 2—YESTERDAY MORNING, MARY DAWSON JUMPED INTO HER FATHER'S. ELOPED WITH THE COACHMAN, SHER FATHER DO: He MAS ADVERTISED, * ALL WILL HE FORGIVE AnoUT IT? END BACK TILE HORSES, \ Ee IMPROVED PROVERBS. laughs best who does not laugh at a woman when she thinks there is a se in the room. is never too late to drink champagne. A rolling stone never “ gets there.” When a belated husband comes in by the window a flat iron is apt to fly out at the door, A bird and a bottle in hand is worth two boarding-house dinners anywhere else. Every man’s house is his servant girl's ‘astle. The race is not always to the horse you put your money on. A run in time saves the nine. ix:wuicn If at first you don’t succeed, lic. lie again. roy nat Tom Hall. TE A BLOWING MATCH. EDDY ATTEMPTS TO INFLATE LAND A TOY RALOON ATs PTS TO INFLATE TEDDY HEARD IN THE NIGHT. ce Ma: please gimme a drink of water: I'm so thirsty.” “No; you are not thirsty. (A pause.) “Mamma, won't “If you don’t turn over and (Another pause.) “ Mamma, Turn over and go to sleep. you please gimme a drink? I'm so thirsty!" go to slecp, I'll get up and spank you!” won't you please gimme a drink when you get up to spank me ?” THOUGHTFUL NATURE. ROWN : Itis said that God never made two men alike. Mrs. BRO N: Of course he didn’t, or you would never hear of a woman being married twice comicbooks.com