Life — October 8, 1891 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE = Wien Doctor Thomson was Bishop of Gloucester, he was occa- arr: sionally a sufferer fron toothache, and resorted, by medical advice, to narcotics to relieve the pain, One morning, after a night of great suf- 7 Sele te) LLyS : fering, he left the house to consult the doctor; Mrs. Thomson entreat- ») Vv $ ing him not to allow the latter to prescribe a narcotic, as it affected his brain for hours afterwards, On his way the bishop met the postman, who handed him a large official envelope. He opened it in the street, ENTIRELY TRUE. and read, to his surprise and gratification, his appointment to the See of York,” He hastened back to communicate to his wife the exciting THAT all the world a lover loves news Is moderately tru * ZLoe—Loe,” he exclaimed, “ what do you think has happened ? But it does not love to have him love am Archbishop of York ! His love in public view. “There! there!" sl “what did [tell you? You've been Boston Courier, aking that horrid narcotic again and are quite out of your head."— Dixwippie: [see by the newspapers that a great reservoir of “Vers American Rev water has been discovered in the desert of Sahar. A PARSON who had had a call from a little country parish to a Sitixgiss: Has Jay Gould started for Africa yet —Pitéshurg — lange and wealthy one ina big city. He asked time for prayer and Chronicle. consideration. He did not feel sure of his light. A month passed. A PAINTER had been commissioned to paint the image of a saint Finally some one met his youngest son on the street. How is it, ‘on the refectory wall of a convent. ‘The price stipulated was very low, i the neighbe ) i 2 . but it was agreed that the painter should have his meals provided at th ell,” answered the «judicial v is still prayin expense of tf : : s finished. But the only ‘ht, but most of the things is packed."—Nere York Evening Sun. supplied to the pe vas onions and water. T Sour-racen Wostax: You et right out of here or Pil call my unveiling the fresco at length arrived friars stood rou ~ husband tist, the curtain was removed. It was no doubt a very fine picture, but TRaMe: Ver husband ain't at home. his back turned toward the spectators Sour-FAck Woaan : How do you know he ain't? What does this mean 2" shouted the indignant prior. Trawr: [ve allers noticed, mum, that when a man is married to a Padre, | was compelled to paint t Ure aS yOu see it, for the — woman wot looks like you, he never is at home except at meal times. — saint could not bear the smell of onions."—Arabian Nights. Vork Weekly. . ‘9 1-SEASON-'92. Prickly Heat, 5 nA New and Original Styles in Capes, i; , Jackets, Wraps, Fur Trimmings, &. Chafing, Dandruff, 4 (9 meKers t 6 Odors from Perspiration. Speedy Relief by Using CELEBRATED HATS, 178 & 180 Fifth Avenue, bet. 22d and 33d Sts., and 181 Broadway, near Cortlandt St., Tar Soap. NEW YORK. Palmer House, Chicago. 914 Chestnut St., Phila. $87" Agencies in all Principal Cities. “*It Soothes while it Cleanses. Gold Medal Awarded, Paris Exposition, 1889, Medical and Surg. Reporter, Phila. “A DROP OF DEW.” (Trade-Mark.) Permanent and Lasting. "I must go seck some dewdrops here And hand a pearl in every cowslip's ear,” 30 cents per small doute: gro tor | Ae JAE CKEL, large glass stopped. By mail or ex- FURRIER, press on receipt of price. {1 EAST 19th STREET, THEODORE METCALF CO., Boston | Near Broadway, New: Nort: E D E N ] A F.FOUGERA & C0, - NewYork | paSES aioe Selfenaittteres oe DO YOU CORRESPOND? All ladies do. They want the best and most fashionable paper. AND he character of the writer is often indexed by the paper used. The Whiting Standard Linen Paper is used exclusively by those M who desire to be in good form in their correspondence. Get 0 re | ] some from your stationer. [fit will serve your convenience bet- * Iter, send to us and we will see that you get it. WHtttnc PAarer Company, New York Offices: 150 and 152 Duane Street. comicbooks.com