Life, 1884-03-06 · page 12 of 16
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# Life Magazine Satire Analysis The top illustration satirizes the "Thompson Street Coterie"—likely a fashionable social group—visiting a park to watch ice skating. "Mr. Tooter Williams" performs trick skating for them, the humor lying in his exaggerated posture and the gap between his claimed expertise and the audience's impressed reaction. The lower section parodies medical writing through mock-serious pseudo-advice on acquiring rheumatism. The satire works by treating a disease as desirable and providing absurd "instructions" for catching it: sitting in drafts, gambling (losing at cards), reading damp newspapers, or getting wet. A final joke suggests obtaining rheumatism to discourage life insurance agents from calling. This reflects Life's characteristic turn-of-century humor: irreverent, class-conscious (mocking both fashionable society and medical pretension), and dependent on readers recognizing contemporary social types and insurance industry tropes.
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138 EEE E Tue Tuompson St. CoTERIE, BY PARTICULAR REQUEST, VISITS THE PARK. Mr. TooTER WILLIAMS UNDERTAKES TO SHOW THEM WHAT CRACK SKATING REALLY IS. POPULAR DISEASES AND HOW TO ACQUIRE THEM. IV.—RHEvUMATISM. HEUMATISM is said to besomewhat chronic when a person has enjoyed it for forty-three years and dies before the last medicine taken could produce its legitimate effect. This argues in favor of rheumatism as a desirable disease. It is a spicy disease; for, like Lirg, it has many | varieties, which are too numerous to mention. It is not found in sacred or profane history by a person who does not search the authorities. Among the easiest ways to obtain rheumatism is to sit in a draft without a coat, to bet the limit on an ace flush and get into a perspiration. The other fellow then produces his royal straight flush. This produces comment upon Miss Blazes (given name Helen), which theumatism does also. Diatomes never have rheumatism ; but as the gen- eral reader is not presumed to know what a diatome is, this is not a fact of popular moment. A fairly good way to obtain rheumatism is to read a newspaper fresh from the press, while the morning dew still hangs around it. Another means is to “take cold.” The person from whom it is taken rarely objects and never prosecutes. Rheumatism can also be secured by persons who | have a talent for it, who get wet in a rain or otherwise and allow the clothes to dry on the body. It is good to have a stock of rheumatism in the house when a life insurance agent calls. If none is on hand it can be obtained by carrying said agent comicbooks.com