Judge — January 12, 1929 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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EE there ts a tablet to relieve it er Aspirin. Experience taught her it is quickest told her it’s quite harmless. to use in everyday lif an ache or pain. 7 the gia, etc. Don't wait unti has become severe. Be sure, though, get Bayer. There is only one genuine Aspirin, of Monoaceticacitester of Salleylicacid Famous for 64 Years Nationally recognized as quick relief for coughs ani colds. Effective for asthma, bronchitis, whooping cough, croup. Soothin; Pleasant to thetaste. Excellent for children. Contains no opiates. Get Piso’s when next you feel acold coming. Use according to directions, ISc—60e sizes. For aggrav: THROAT and CHEST SALVE in addition. Apply externally— it quickly penetrates. 35 cents the jar. trained nurse i, neural- suffering SPIRIN Aspirin ts the trade mark of Bayer Manufacture | | the Metropolitan Oper: High Hat (Continued from page 15) he was in the right city, he was off bearing. He hailed a taxicab ind directed that he be taken to Zuider—Zee.” ‘The driver, ap- preciating the condition, translated the request to mean, “Cider: 2", and drove him to tsies. The lad presented his tickets at these The doormen let him enter, where he added to his On leaving the last place the manager presented him with an admittance card and courte ously instructed the taxi driver to take the young man to. the Metropolitan Opera House, where tider Zee" was playing. The young man was taken to the Opera House. He skidded through the lobby and presented his ticket. An argument took place, during which the teetering one offered to lick everybody. in House. They absolutely refused to admit him on the ticket he was present- ing—which was the card given him at the last spes y. He was persuaded to leave. Where- upon he hailed another cab, showed the driver the speakeasy Id him to get there He rang the bell under the stoop and 1 to see the “mannazhur.”” The manager appeared and the young man lec- tured him severely, no end, for giving him fake ticket to “Zuider Zee.” Aft the lad calmed down, the manager told him the tickets were in his inside overcoat pocket, The young man found the tickets there and, hilari- ously happy, coaxed the speak- manager into going to Zuider Zee" with him. The an Italian and a boy's store r- rived during the first The young man fell asleep and. the manager went back to his speak- easy and got terribly, terribly tight. First Wart—D'you think they can ‘car us all right, Bert? Srconp Watrr—YVus! Some- one’s just shut the window. Hemonist Lenz Solution to Bridge Prob. 29, Series 2 As it appeared in the December 15th issue of Judge It is No Trumps. South has the lead. North and South must win five of the eight tricks against any defense by East and West. @A 9jJ976 oe #k33 A CLUB is h EN Jack. Ne : ng pades, West winning and playing the King and the eight of ( fourth trick S Hearts. AN low Heart the lead and on the ot guard the Sf Diamond. False Solutions: If up the ten of He West must refuse trick With a low Spade ing the King. W ning. North play- twill lead a low Prize Winners, Prob. 28, Series 2 As it appeared in the Dec. Sth issue Frank J. Hyman. New York, N. Y. 2nd Prize: H.W. Burtolph Indianapolis, Ind. Capt. S. Me Robinson, tos N. Bremerion, Wash Ist Prize: IT WAS WEARINESS EFFUSE GUYS FORGIVEN DEFOREST 7 TOMMY ANTIMONIAL COMMON HANDY FIVE HUNDRED BUCKSKIN PAVER ALLOT OF FUNNEL HAVE ENDOW comicbooks.com