Judge — January 12, 1929 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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OU always hear of some Prominent person arriv- ing or leaving on the Santa Fe. They know, appreciate and demand the best train, the best food, the best service when they travel. That is why they take the Santa Fe. It’s the short route—it’s the pleasant route—through the sunny Southwest—to the outdoor playgrounds of the Pacific. You have a whole tribe of Santa Fe trains to choose from —six transcontinentals daily! The Chief, two California Limiteds, the Navajo, the Missionary, and the Scout. These trains offer different speeds—different types of service—different fares. You can choose just the one you want. Some stop at the famous Fred Harvey hotel dining sta- tions for meals—the others carry Fred Harvey dining cars. Finest and fastest of all is the Chief—extra fine—extra fast—extra fare! Santa Fe System Lines. 913 Railway Exchange, Chicago $ Am interested in winter trip to California. 2 Please send detailed information and descriptive folders All the lit-tul boys and all the lit-tul girls came home from school for the holidays. And they were “flinging” all over the town, The rest of us were mere with our elbows on te corners of night clubs. Youth is a terrible thing to watch when it’s wound up ona dance floor. 1 sit and wish I could do this step and that step—and that [ could | t spectators es in dark dance just ten seconds with tl blonde wisp with moonlight in he eyes and that black-haired tease who probably heads a syndicate that operates fifty million castles in Spain, And their partners how [ hate them!—chaps who dance for hours and leave the floor without panting. © Chaps who magically fill every cranny of their Tripler trappings. ¢ whose shirt-fronts are unbubbled Chaps who look well with rum pled hair. Well—I just beteha 1 could) match their conversation, anyway!!! If vou want to see something clean, fresh, and full of futur sneak a look at Youth home for its holidd Clayton, Jackson and Durante, our favorite clowns of the night, are again convulsing at the Ren dezvous—the old Plantation, Durante has had his nose in train ing for months, considering t Clayton does everything but t peze acts with it. The Club Richman continues to pack them in. [wonder if the evil of that place is remedied the evil being the prolonged ap pearance of Mr. Richman him- self. Once he gets the floor he never lets up—when he “King for a Day,” year. People would like to dance part of the time, Mr. Richman!! Juvor Jr. it seems a From L Meyer New York Cay RUSSIA DOCTRINE FORUM SICK GAZELLE ee Elderly Man—Well, little girl, ind what are you going to do when you grow up to be a big woman like your mothe Modern Child —Diet, of course Axswens HY the wrist all wrapped in swaddling clothes, Sam?” a “Thad a lot of thirsty friends in for the evening and wore out this wrut squeeting orange juice.” “What you need is the new electric home orange squeczer, Sunkist Jr., for $14.95." to the FCSCUG OL Ce american wrist THE POOR OLD American wrist has been carrying a peak load in re- cent years, since orange juice became the nation- al beverage—or a major part thereof. But now the slow and tedious twist-and- pressure or bear-down-and-squirm system of orange squeezing is passé. Electric orange squeezing in the home has arrived with a bang—with the advent of the strong and sturdy Sunkist Jr. Squeezer, 6 nds in weight, J0 inches high and costs St. 5. Just touch a half orange to it and, whiz, the orange is juice in a jiffy. Sunkist Jr. is priced low—selfishly — by California orange growers to encourage you to drink more orange juice. After each squeeze there are only two aluminum parts to hold under the faucet—that’s all the cleaning needed —ever Orange juice is al- ready a pleasure— now Sun- kist Jr. makes squeezing it a plea- sure, also. Or- ange juice is healthful, too— defeats Acidosis. Sold by leading Dew partment. Hardware and Electrical Stores, U dealer cannot supply you, math the coupon, Sunkist 2 Electric mior i ‘tractor [08 QUICK RETURN be ture 19 mail, 40 distribution office nearest your home California Fruit Growers Exchange New York City, Div. 2301, 204 Franklin Street Chicago, Il, Div. 2501, 900 North Franklin Serect Los Angeles, Cal., Div. 2301, Box $30 Station " C My dealer cannot supply me. Money order for $14.95. enclosed for one Sunki® Junior Home Eleeric Juice Extractor, mail prepaid. Canada, $19.95. Name. $1495 Caneds , ne ‘row deat Street City _ comicbooks.com