Judge — November 10, 1928 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE The Strangest Game I Ever Refereed By Dr. Theophrastus Seuss As T think hack over the mellowing years, L can remember refereeing no game that intrigued me e than the Oahspe High Schoot-Harvard clash of 1889. Of the actual plays themselves L remember but little. It is m: sure, rather, to reeall the uneann that came over me when I discovered that every last player on the high school eleven was named Seuss, That was a thrill! But the thing that I never quite eould yet over was that every Eesnuumms Fr Harvard or Hore the name of Seussas EL g well! Twenty-three s, and 18 ) related! 1 am in- clined to put this down to coincide “What about this gent Ga- briel; shall we take him in?” “Is he a big man on the campus?” “Well... he made the musical club,” Accident A man fainted on the street and a passerby gave him a drink out of his flask. But he probably would have died anyway. “That guy next door that plays the cornet said I picked the row myself, but I fixed him!” “What did you do?” “Reminded him that it takes tooter make a quarrel !” The Oahspe High School «Indomitables” ; The only way some actors from rear—Standbridge Seuss, Hasselrig Seuss, J. ‘ i audience e ; } arp Standbridge Seuss, Hass trig Seuss J could panic an audience would be Scuss, Flossglousce Si ss, Russwynn Scuss, N. Seuss. to yell: “Fire!” The line-up: Oakspe High Schoot Harvard Seuss seeee a FE. . Seuss Seuss a Seuss Seuss Seuss Seuss Seuss: Seuss Seuss Seuss, Seuss Seuss .Seuss Seuss: Seuss Seuss Points after touch Substitutions—Oahspe : . Harvard: Seuss for Seuss, Seuss for A Thrilling a forward pass, Break . Only once ( = a beth was the Oahspe a goal line = 5 ; ho wever, “Not a day passes but my Henan: vee, ire wife shows her incompati- covered by bili in’t it a crime th’ way women dress these days?” Tut Tut Smoking Jacket passed to Seuss, comicbooks.com