Judge — November 10, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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Ernie Hemingway at Harvard or Punishing the Pigskin Gougers by S. J. Perelman It was fine and cool in Bren- nan’s. I ordered a double malted and watched Bren an sweeping up tomorrow morning's i The sawdust had a good smell. Pretty soon Steve came in. He looked different. ‘Then 1 saw why. His left leg was missing. How are you, Sam?" he said. I said, “I'm fine. How Not so good, old chap,” said Steve. “Had rd. serimm: Left leg fell off.” “Never be unted,” I said. “Have a drin “Why not?” he said. “Hey it be, boys?" said nan. wo milks,” Steve said. “Just two milks.” “Better cut it out, Steve,” said Brennan. “You've had enough.” But he went behind the bar and Deax—Young man, do you know Frosti—Gosh, no! filled twoglass “Listen, Steve,” [ said. don’t you cut it out?” “Milk never hurt a said Steve after about a minute. “Yes,” I said, “that’s what all say. But how about the Steve. “Why ne yet,” Oh, bother the team,” Steve. r with the te “To s “Do you know what the coach said today at practice?” “About the Princetons?” I said. “About their swearing during the "said Steve. “You can't inst a team like th: I know. I was in the Harvard Dartmouth — fray Dartmouth 35-0. Why?" hat was our third team,” I “You know we never use our first and second team. “No,” said Steve, “Tl tell you The Dartmouths swore. I 1 them. You n't win, Brennan, two more milks.” “You're killing yourself, Steve,” said Brenn: milksop, not a m said. “You're a sho T am? “Steve,” swear, too “No. why. “You've had enough milks,” I said. “Let's go, Steve.” “No, let's have just one more milk,” said Steve. “Who cares?” Just then in came the looking different. saw why. in I said, “couldn't you am,” he said. “You know Coach, In a minute I One wheel was miss- “Hello, Coach," I said. “Hello, you chaps,” Coach. said the “Eve got some news for you. The fray with Princeton is off. Steve looked up. He very sober. “The h—Il you say, “Who thing « “LT did id the Coach. “We lost our rugby.” “Well,” said Steve, “We would have given those was “he said the they worst trimming ever Remember those dirty words and we will, Steve,” said the Coach. “Brennan, three milks.” “Yes, sit,” said Brennan hap- pily. Now don’t tell me you're Lon Chaney! comicbooks.com ———7