Judge — September 22, 1928 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Tue Honse—I feel sure I’m being imposed upon! REYNOLDS YOU HAVE MADE A WONDERFUL SCOOP/ ENCOURAGED THE INCORRUPTIGLE C{TY EDITOR Oh, baby, won't this panic the cash customers out there in the shredded- at belt! Old Mr. Snedeker was angling along a brook when he saw little Herman fishing. “What are you fishing for, Herman?” he asked, “Yel Herman's line. smigs,” “Why, what are those?” again asked » “oldster.” “How should I T hain'’t caught none snapped Herman testily. © it a hand, dopes, and let's folksy.” was Pate Patter For oceans of lotions splashed on my head, For treatments and tonies I've d. By artists tonsorial easily led, For years 1 hopefully made Appointments that have where ointments were heaped on my hair, Appointments now called For what can I decade of care? sadly re- show for this My partner, Bill Hartner, dis- d my pains ! And laughed at my hair-raising hopes. His head, kept exposed to the sun and the rains, He washed with the crudest of soaps. Massages he shunned and showed little respect For tonics that had me ap- palled. And what's the result of his years He's t —Antive L. Lippmann The out of work, tries his hand at banditry, marionette entertainer, comicbooks.com