Judge — January 28, 1928 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Judge’s Weekly Pun Contest A Fifth Avenue Bust Winner for Weck ending January 7 FRANK M. BARBER New York City Send in your worst pun. Jupar will pay for the most terrible one : each week—and it will illustrated by one of June artists and the original draw- ing will be sent to the winner; except in the case of a tie, In © more than one contestant ds in the winning pun dur ing the week for which the prize is awarded—each will | receive the prize. All puns must be submitted on postcards or slips of paper the size of posteards. None will be returned, Address, Pun Editor of Jupar, 7 W. 43rd $ New York City. little man over s an etiquette teacher -and-dumb school.” t are his duties?” “He teaches the pupils not to talk with the! ds full.” ssiING Siow DISZY DELS They call him) Hammand—he- cause he goes with such eggs. High Hat (Continued from page 11) There's a great crowd here and we're sure having a great time! Oh, Bobbe! Say something to the Folks, will you? ‘This. is Bobbe Arnst, Folks! She's pl ing in “Rosalie.” Hello, Folks! I fought a hard fight an’ I'll try and be a real champion! We'll see if we can’t get Cal Coolidge to say something, Folks. Oh, Cal! He begs to be excused, Folks. He's under contract with Station GOP. We'll now. tarn the mike over to Judge Jr. again, a Well, as I was saying before I was interrupted, it was a swell dinner. Mayor Walker, or Jimmy, as we fondly call him, was a little late, but he gave a great speech and so did Lindy, d flown back from Panama lly for the farewell din- Then 1 was called on to speech and as I looked around at that sea of smiling faces my heart overflowed and I as unable to utter a word. Amid cheers I sat down. Then Mae was called on for a word, but instead he recited Din backwards and brought down the house. The orchestra consisted of George Olsen, Paul Whiteman, Ben Bernie, Vincent Lopez, Hale Byers and Johnnie Johnson and they played nothing l evening. At twelve Mayor Walker, or Jimmy we fondly call him, presented Mac and me with « loving ¢ On it was engraved “To the brave firemen of Fire House No, 2+ for distinguished service during the year 1911," Just a homely sentiment, but it brought tears to our eyes! After such a demonstration of good will I sincerely hope that we won't have to disappoint our public in, and if it is humanly pos- he Spirit of Pol Roget will leave the ground again next week! Gunga Hopmobile. Judge pays $5 for each one printed H High Hat Club Rradevous, * Formal Dress. ** Informal $ Prices low, $$ Medium. f C Cover charge. N.C. No cover charge CC, Coptann’ New York Olurn's, 1ST W. Sth St. Best place in town H* $$ C. $4.00. CC. Doo. 85 W. Jet. Best place downtown. $2.00. CC. Aroold. Ben Bernie's Club Entime, 199 W. 49th, The old Olsen Place — "ain't what it used to be, Baral Hee gC Montmartre, Broadway at fair music. * $$ C. $3. Mirador, Sist St. at 3 pice place. * $$ C. $3.00. Osea, Lido, 7th Ave, at S2nd St e. Gord music. * $85 C. $3.00 3 Just opened and a very He $8.0. SLO). CO, George The Amtaseadeurs, 146 W No dope yet, 880. ce. 2 Rough Park Avenue cr, 10 B Gth St. Very collieby. Not : CC. Jean. at Sith $3.00. Sth. Fun if you take your $6. $100. CC. Charhe. Parody, 48th S. W.of Bway, Jimmy Durante, put on the funniest abow in town. * $98.C. $209, CC. Leo Pretty wet bat Silver Stipper, 201 W. 46th. Very Times Squariah, $998.0. $3.00. CC. Gecrge Dinner Places (When you're fed up on rpeakeasiea) Mirilton, 14 E. 8th. Good food, ice place. 85. Farinm, 34 W. Shh. Good fo crowd. $. vert, Sth Ave. at Sth St. Very good tr, University Place & oth. ( $8. . Riverdale Ave. & 240th. A half town. Goad food. $86. A delight veer crowd. $98. fond and nice Marguery, 210 Park Ave. Very High Hat. $88. ymarkand, 8 W d. Good Russian food. $$. Vaasin, 315 Park Ave food. $88. White Horw, WA W. 45th. If you like beet steak. $$ Twin Oaks, 46th, E f Bway. € place to dance during or. Pretty bad ero ue Lorraine Grill, Sth Ave. at 45th. Di dancing. Very juvenile. $8. Breakfast Child's, the ove on Sth Ave. at 44th ecens to be ‘the most popular now. I still like the one on the Curcle. Reuben's, the one on Madison st 50th is the beet, but that isn't saying much. B. & G. Sandwich Shop, 7th Ave Sam! Poetry at Chee Poerre and musie College Inn, 112 W. Randolph. Very @ *$8.C. $1.00. CC. Julius, Boston Club Karanak, Best place in town. $$ C. $2.00. CC, Charlie. an Francisco Marguard's, °** $$$ C. $2.00, CC, Harry. comicbooks.com