Judge — December 17, 1927 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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able loge seats of the Colony, and when I woke up the news reel was showing the Marines landing in China, or Chicago or somewhere. I haven't the slight- est idea how “Cheating Cheaters” turned out, and you'll have to puzzle it out as best you can. ‘G= Your Man” is one of those shallow, superficial salacious pictures filled with near- nude exhibits of well-formed in- hale-exhale heroines that is shipped out of Hollywood for the edification of its gum-chew- ing audiences. Clara Bow is the exhibitionist in this particular picture who throws herself around the movie lot with girlish abandon, thus helping the circulation of the Evening Graphic and further strengthening a mass morality which week by week is making life less pleasant in this country. His Own Time A well-meaning pedestrian said to a man who was employed to advertise in the street: “Pardon me, but do you know that your sandwich boards are turned wrong side out?” “Sure, I know it,” was the snappy reply. “Yer don’t sup- = pose I’m goin’ to work in me Horririep PassenceR—W-what are you laughing at? lunch hour, do yer?” Experty Driver—I left this car to someone in my will! —Passinc SHow —Boston Transcript A man went into a restaurant and ordered chicken broth. After tasting it he called the manager and said, “Surely this isn't chicken broth?” “Well, sir,” replied the man- ager, “it’s chicken broth in its infancy.” “What do you mean?” “It’s made out of the water the eggs were boiled in.” —Tir Bits alarming warp? They call him Jack, because he's Tue Expert—I can only conjecture that your gal’s been always giving flat tires a lift. wipin’ the door down with a damp duster. Tue Master or INatecottre—How do you account for this —Hovmonist Judge pays $5 for cach one printed.” comicbooks.com