Judge — December 17, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

°S Fast He—I had a wonderful time at your party last night. She—Why, I had no party last night. He—That so? Well, believe me, I was at somebody’s party. —Vassar VaGABOND We'll Print No More of These— He was only an old rake, but he still had all his teeth. —Dennison Fiaminco Two hunters were out in the woods. They had separated for some time, when suddenly one heard the other give a scream. He immediately started running with all his might, and finally came upon his comrade, who had fallen to the ground. A large furry animal was gnawing the fallen hunter’s leg. “Hello,” said the first. eating you?” —Wasuineton CoLumns “What's “I went to see the ‘Two Black Crows’ the other day.” “Have you got a record of at?” “No, you'll just have to take my word for it.” —-M. I. T. Voo Doo “Don’t you love poetry?” “Yes, especially White Leg- horns.” —N. Y. U. Meptey The bigger you are, the harder they fall. —Pennsytvania Puncn Bow. Ne “ “I say, old dear, what's good for biting finger-nails?” “Sharp teeth, silly.” —wWestern Reserve Rep Cat First Movie Fan—What did that sub-title say? Second Movie Fan—I don't know, I didn’t hear. —Micuican Garcoyie “What did he tell the cop after he collided with the bus?” “That he was trying to ele- vate life on the stage.” —WiiuiaMms Purrete Cow Doctor (to taxidermist)—The stork has arrived. Tax (absent-mindedly) — All right; put him on the shelf next to the owls. —Navy Loe Frosh—Why are you singing “Awake My Soul’? Soph — Because my foot’s asleep—Amuerst Lorp JEFF Little Willie—I don’t want to go to that damn school any more! Father (who is a bricklayer) —Why, Willie, where did you ever learn such a word as that? L. W.—Why, William Shakes- peare uses words like that. Father—Well, then quit run- nin’ around with him. —Penn State Frotu AW, “Think you'll get your letter?” “T dunno if she can write.” —Wisconstn Octopus comicbooks.com