Judge — December 17, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“How does your new cigarette First Sarg’n't at Arms—Ad- lighter work?” vance and give the countersign! “Fine; I can light it with one Second Saleslady—Three match now.” yards of ribbon, please. —Carotina Buccaneer —Penn Srate Frorn He—This dining-room table goes back to Louis 14th. He—That’s nothing: My whole sitting-room set. goes back to Sears-Roebuck on the fifteenth. —Wisconstn Ocrorus Yours Received and Same to Hand The correspondent of a large business firm had been invited to dinner by a friend. At the table the host asked him to say grace. It was a new experience, but he was not to be found wanting. “Dear Lord,” he began, “we thank Thee for all favors of recent date. Pemit us to express our heartfelt thanks and grati- tude. We trust that we may con- tinue to merit your confidence and that we shall receive many more blessings from you in the future. Amen.” —Drexet Drexerp At the Garne Gatekeeper—How’d you get in here? Collegian — On my friend’s ticket. Gatekeeper—And where’s your friend? Collegian—Oh, he’s at home looking for his ticket. —Wasuineton & Lee Mink IVAN KOSSKISTIZZI—Florist “Say It With Flowers” Only the bear facts. —Witiiams Purrte Cow —Wituams Purrte Cow comicbooks.com