Judge — November 12, 1927 — page 34: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Customer—Can you mateh this piece of ribbon? Shop Assistant—Unfortunate- ly we cannot, Madam. It’ was one of the matchless bargains we offered last week. —Hvenorist Teacher (to new pupil)— What is your father’s name, de © Pupil—Daddy. “Yes, dear. But what does your mother call him?” “She don’t call him anything. She likes him.” ©—Answers Son of Wealth — Yes, my father has contributed very much to the raising of the working classes. Hyde Park “Red”—Ah! Is he a Socialist? Son of Wealth—No, he makes Tue Lanpine or THE Pincers alarm clocks. —Passinc SHow If it had taken place in 1930 instead of 1620. “T am a man of few words, Husband—It sir. here that are to be worn longer. Wife—Well, if you think I’m going to wear this any longer, you're greatly mistaken! AZZ ( )IABELS Don’t jeer boys, the poor devil is dying. dresse: “Give me your hand, I am married as well.” —Der Gemvetiicue Sacuse, Leipzig —Hvnorist Judge pays $5 for each one printed. | “Why should you think she’s a telephone gir “Well, I never answ ‘ —Everysopy’s WEEKLY 1 ‘Hello!’ and she fty pounds fine for bet- ting,” says a headline. And so it is for any other purpose. —Passine Suow “Well, what is wrong with your dear husband?” “T think, doctor, he is worry- ing about money.” “Ah! I think I can relieve him of that!”—Passtinc SHow DILZY AVES She called her Sweetie Dempsey because he didn’t come back. Fatuer—So you borrowed the car last night to take the boys for a spin, eh? Son—Er—well Faruen—It’s all right—only one of them left his powder- Judge pays $5 for each one printed. puff under the seat. —Gatlety F, EDWAKD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, N.Y. comicbooks.com