Judge — November 12, 1927 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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r ' | Judge’s Weekly Pun Contest | | Eliza Crossing the Eyes. Winner for week ending October 29 MARY CLARK | 317 Fifth Ave., New York City. Send in your worst pun. JupGe will pa 5 for the rible one received each and it will be illustrated by one of JupGe’s artists. In case more than one contestant sends in the same winning pun, each will re- ceive the prize. No Puns will be returned. Address, Pun Editor of Judge, 627 W. 43rd St. New York City It is announced from Paris that the waistline is to be worn again in its normal place. These fashion dictators must have long memories. —Lonpon Opinion a scientist, “is ng to get into wire- less communication with the earth.” It rather looks as though they must have picked up some of our broadcast talks. —Pas “Mars,” says no longer try ne Snow | “Teacher, do you punish boys for what th don’t do?” “Certainly not.” “Good, I haven't done my | homework !” | —Lustice Kotner Zerruna, : Cologne most ter- | week— | ‘Can he really play?” a girl whispered. “Heavens, no!" Arthur exclaimed. He never played a note in his life.” They Laughed When [Sat Down At the Piano But When I Started to Play!~ RTHUR had just played “The Rosary.” The room rang with applause. Then to the amazement of all my friends, I strode confidently over to the piano and sat down. “Jack is up to his old tricks,” somebody chuckled. The crowd laughed. They were all certain that I couldn’t play a single note. “Can he really play? I heard a girl whisper to Arthur. “Heavens, no!” Arthur exclaimed. never played a note in all his life. . . I decided to make the most of the situation. With mock dignity I drew out a silk hand- kerchief and lightly dusted off the keys Then I rose and gave the revolving piano stool a quarter of a turn. The crowd laughed merrily. _.Then I started to play. Instantly a tense silence fell on the guests. I played the first few bars of Liszt’s immortal Liebestraume. I heard gasps of amazement. My friends sat breathless—spellbound! I played on. A Complete Triumph! As the last notes of the Liebestraume died away, the room resounded with a sudden roar of applause. I found myself surrounded by excited faces. E verybody was exclaim- ing with delight— “He 2 plying me with Pick Your rapid questions . Instrument “Jack! Why didn’t youcould Piano Ukulele that?’’ Organ Guitar Violin Hawaiian did you Drums and Stee! Guitar ho was your tes “I have never, even seen my teache: plied. “And jus while ago I couldn't play a note.” “Quit your kidding,” laughed "Arthur high. self an accomplished Pianist. ‘You've been studying for years. can tell." “I have been Tras Harp Banjo (Tenor, Cornet Plectrum, or Piccolo 5-String) Trombone Mandolin Voice and Clarinet Speech Flute Culture Saxophone Automatic "Cello Finger Con- Harmony and Composition studying only a short while,” I insisted. secret so that I could surprise you folk How I Learned to Play Without a Teacher Then I told them the whole story. “It seems just a short while ago that 1 saw an ad of the U.S. School of Music, mentioning a new method of learning to play which only cost a few cents aday! The ad told how a woman had mastered the piano in her spare time at home—and without a teacher! ‘The method she used required no laborious scales or exercises. It sounded so convincing that I filled out the coupon requesting the Free Demonstra- tion Lesson. 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