Judge — August 27, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “How did you find the mos- quitoes in Hoboken?” “I didn’t have to find them. They came right after me.” —Srevens Stone Miui choking on that “He's the Old € —OreGon Wexroot “I say, Romulus, canst en- lighten me upon what goes around a button?” “Being but a little hoarse, Remus, I can but answer thee nay.” “Then I shall elucidate, good brother, for it is none other than a goat.” —Concare Banrer “What was that man giving the elephant to drink?” “Camphor.” “Why camphor?” “To keep the moths out of his trunk.” —Uran Hemeve Before Hard-Hearted Hannah went abroad to study she learned to say no in five different lan- guages. —Iowa Frivon Gentle Answer Patient—I am very glad to be leaving your sanitarium, Doctor. Doctor—Well, don’t go away mad, —Cornett Wivow She—Buy a seal for the benefit of the Red Cross? He—Very worthy organization, but I cannot afford a seal. “Buy just one seal, please.” “If I bought it I couldn't feed it.” —Darrmovru Jack-o'-Lanrenn At the peril of his life the Pathetic News Reel camera- man secures a close-up of Sig- nor Tamale “throwing — the bull.” Westerns Resenve Rev Cat In the Modern Art Gallery “Now, this picture is entitled » doubt by one of our fa mous modern eti —Cornett Wivow Thweet Young Thing—I want thome adhethive plather. Druggist—What thickness ? Th. Y. Th.—Don’t mock me, thir! Cincinnati Cynic “What's the matter, old fel- low, didn’t you graduate?” “Yeah” —Catirornia Pevican Freshman (home on vacation, telling his mother of the R. O. T. C. maneuvers) — And then they gave us some blank car tridges “Be atural, dear, Say ‘damned s’ if you want to.” —Groraia Cracker Absent - Minded Professor — Who was that woman I saw you with last night? Gentleman—That was no woman, that was my wife. A.M, P.—Does she neck? Brown Jua A monologue is a conversation between the man who went to Europe and the man who re- mained behind. —Norre Dame Juccier “I feel a lethargy creeping on me.” “Yeah, that grass is full of them.” Texas Rancer comicbooks.com