Judge — August 27, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“TI won first pr party last night. “What for?” —Wasuincton CoLtumns at a bridge Teacher — If oranges and gave Children—Yes “How much gin would it take to make five ‘orange blossoms’ ?” _ as Rancer Beppo—lI say, old bean, what's the difference between “abstract” and “concrete’’? Burpo—Well, when my wife promises to make a cake, that’s abstract; when she makes one, it’s concrete. —Sraxrorp CHAParRaL Caprars — Where is my daughter? Satror—She i Captarn—Keep your opin- ion to yourself! orward, sir. —DartmovrTn Jack-o’-LantTERN JUDGE ius ~y \ ——-—) Boom! Boom! Boom! No, that’s not a thunderstorm nor a drum corps practicing. It’s. the official yell of the University of Florida:—Jounxs Hopxtys Brack & Buve Jay “Where do co-eds go when they die?” “When they're dead they aren't co-eds any longer.” ‘ EE Mucwump 1 geology student at War- sity, eh, wot?—What’s a gey- ser?” “The former Germany.” —Cincinnatit Cynic Emperor of “Now see heah, nigga, if you wanted to change a pumpkin into a squash, what would ya do2” “Ah don’t know, Circumlocu- tion, but Ah specks you kin gib me de answer.” “Well, Introspection, ef you jes kep it, it would allus be a pumpkin, but ef you throwed it up into de air, it would come down a squash.” —NorTHWESTERN Purpce Parror THE CHEER “That mining stock you ad- vised me to buy dropped ten points.” “Yes, I was afraid it would, that’s why I didn’t buy any.” —Catirornia Perican “Where are you working now, Aphroditus?” “I have a fine job, Lancelot. I'm janitor in a girls’ dormito: “That's ait tion, Aphroditus. “Why so, Lancelot?” “Supposing while you are in the basement a burglar comes in and shoots you. Ain't that haz- ardous, Aphroditu “Well, if anyone should find me in the basement I’d deserve to be shot, Lancelot.” —Muissover Ovttaw urdous oceupa- “Some of the members of Par- liament at Otta drink more than they can stand.” “How do you know?” “How do I know? Why, I read the other day in the paper about one member who made a speech from the floor of the House.” —Toronto Gosiin “Was it a good lynching “No; very poorly executed. —Winniams Purpis Cow comicbooks.com