Judge — May 7, 1927 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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No] gp tainly is of entertainment.| “The Potters’—Profound and amusing] doubt everything depicted in SEVEREST Nothing in the cinema line to] “Tj. gig prother”—Fair Lloyd “Chang” does happen at times CRITIC date can beat this film for] “paradise for Two"—Very mild Dix. in the jungle, but corre novelty, sustained interest and When a Man Loves" —Barrymore travesty. | SPonding picture of Kansas exciting incident. thing | “The General" —Good Buster Keaton. armer” rugele a Hot-diggedy do ir be it can approach it for surprise.| “sfcradden’s Plate” —Chester Conklin is} @Mple, would include 2 . a] from me to knock a friend. If you are an old picture fan| the redeeming feature tornado, a plague of grass-| BUT, one day Charlie and ‘I and think you know what the] “The Third Degree—Pictorially ex hoppers, a stampede of cattle,| were riding down 5th Avenue movies can do, go see “Chang.” | mental. the death of his hired man and] on top of a bus and when the : “The Red Mill” —Amusing. the explosion of his still all in] conductor came along he had Shang” is the creation of | ‘Low's Greatest Mistake” —Blabt one season. “Grass” was a] nothing but a $50 bill, so T had Major Merian Cooper and|_ “/t’"—Supposed to be sex appeal. picture that made you think;|to pay the fares, Another Ernest Schoedsack who pro- ‘Stark Love’ —Excelleat bill billy realism. |“Chang” is one that makes|time we were dining in the duced “Grass.” It was filmed] “Blind Adeye™ cy dovey you wonder. automat and he still had that in northern Siam and, to quote} "Metropolis" —Striking Gern I want to compliment the] $50 bill, so I had to use my the Paramount publicity de-} “Mt /¢ Rain"—Horseplay in the Navy. iamese who takes the part of} nickels, Another time Charlie partment, it “visualiz the An Affair of the Follies” —Miss Dove] Kru, jungle pioneer and hero.| and I called on a girl friend in fierce struggle of primitive |°"F). pougk piders—"There’ll be a hot | E an amazing actor, Also] Staten Island and about 9 man to wrest a living from] time,” ete. ~ |the various tigers, leopards, | o'clock she served cocoa and the jungle.” It visualizes it,] “The Shor"—N. ( monk, elephants, pythons,] cheese dreams, and what « that is to say, in highly con-| “Slide, Kelly, Slide” —Hooey and baseball. | ant-eaters, etc., ete., which en-| you think Charlie did? While centrated form. AS a slice out| “The Demi-Bride"—Almost good. act their murderous drama] she was playing the piano, and of jungle life it is probably too} “Etening Clothes'"—Menjou wears ‘em, | With a miraculous disregard of | I accompanied her on the base rich to be strictly representa-| “Long Pants"—For Langdon lovers. the movie camera clicking in| vile, Charlie ate up all the ti You may remember that| “Wolf's Clothing” —Overdone farce-melo-| their face (Much of this} cheese dreams We wer rass,” starkly realistic and | drama. praise, of course, is bestowed| never invited to that house patently authentic, was not ‘a aaneniles af the Soif—An old Frenh pie-| posthumously.) 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I over-|that she had voiced the senti- be HOMELY! cheese?” heard part of the pretty girl’s|ments of 1,406,802,334 boy In the drawing above, my Last Tuesday evening just | conversation. friends—not to mention giving dears, I have tried to show] after the sun had sunk behind “I hedda leff attum!—He | me the idea for these drawings that boy friends prefer pretty |the gas tanks, I was tripping |seddee preferred me becoose I| (Continued on page 30) 9 comicbooks.com