Judge — May 7, 1927 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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TABLOID ANTICS OF ASSININA ‘DID HE HAVE 4 BROWN DERBY NUMBER These lassies teach you Phys- ical Culture and amuse you! STAND ON HEAD PULL BODY To RIGHT REST PAUs| ON ANKLE “THAT WAS NO GENTLE MAN “THAT WAS MY HUSBAND POSED BY TILLIE TWISH AND KAROL JERCE OF THE “INANITIES” Our Daily Physical Culture Page Conducted by FERNARR MACBADDEN Beauty Reflected From Goodness Within By FERNARR MACBADDEN Follow the straight and) face and figure like the Venus narrow path and you will be| De Milo. Beauty comes from beautiful! Eschew evil com-| within and a clean tooth never panions, hard drink and riot-| decays. You may think this is ous living and you will have ala lot of bologny, but it is. BEATRICE WOZZLEMOP of the Follies of 1886, is an enthusiastic follower of the “Goodness Within” Cult. Beatrice goes to bed every night real early—around five or six o’clock, never drinks anything stronger than straight gin with a dash of bitters, never chews tobacco, and doesn’t like to see a man smoke a pipe. Gilda Ray’s Exercise This is the first action in today’s exercise. Follow these directions carefully and we will guarantee a big develop- ment. Before starting, have hubby sit in a rocking chair. After he has fallen asleep take the shot and iming the posi- » careful aim at hubby’s forehead, then push the arm holding the shot out straight from the shoulder, and get a good lawyer. Shot Putting 9 Zs oe Reducing Hints By TEXAS QU Today’s Hint 1. Go to any Night Club. E re Roll on somebody else's floor. . Sass a Truck Driver. >. . Send in your Income Tax. Go on . Go around openly with a] A ; prize fighter’s wife. Health Institute 6. Work for a living. rOnx siver Eerkeay, The Right Way to HEALTH Specializing in | Pocketbook Reducing Elbow Tipping Brass Rail Exercises | Cabinet Puddings | Swedish Punches | BUMM we m an let tu 10 } comicbooks.com