Judge — April 23, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Outdoor men like Pocket Gen ERE Sasteady, faith- ful, out-of-doors com- panion—a friendly little pal to take along when you're roughing it. You can rely on Pocket Ben to measure the hours and minutes faithfully. He knows when it’s starting time, meal-time, bed-time —no guess-work about it. Pocket Ben is Big Ben’s brother. The family name “Westclox” on his dial is your assurance of every- thing true and faithful in a time-keeper. Sold everywhere—$1.50. With luminous night-dial $2.25. CLOCK COMPANY La Salle, Illinois PU Faruer—I don’t know what I’d do without my sense of humor! “Ask Me Another!” Says the Champ “This here now fight game ain’t what it used to was,’ s Ted Burke, manager for K. O, Snod- grass, the kid which came from Harvards College and inside of a lightweight champ. No, sir, a guy needs brains in this game nowadays. All of them dumb pork and beaners with a good pair of mitts and a vacuum north of the eyebrows is being gently but firmly sent back to the ash wagon.” rill us the story about how Snodgrass kayoed Henderson,” Joe the Greek and me asks Burke up in the library of the Emerson A. C. “Well, when I seen how Tun- ney brought Higher Learning into ro was Hoste: you've needed it. this game, I begins to use the old celebellum myself,” answers Burke. ‘“They was a lightweight champ named Henderson which got all his book learning from Tunney and I figures if this Hen- derson bird meets up with a pug smarter than himself, why, they’s nothing to it. “One day I gocs up to Harvards College and I picks this kid Snod- grass from out of a bunch of sk and I says to him, ‘Looka here, rah rah boy, how would youse like to be lightweight champ?’ The kid falls for my personality and brains and after grooming him for a couple of years I gets him a match with Henderson. Two days before the bout my near champ is training with this here ‘Ask Me Another’ book instead of doing road work, Now, Papa, you know the party was sagging, and ays promised to help out your little girl whenever she 24 comicbooks.com