Judge — April 23, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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. ¥OHN HELD JR__ but I don’t complain, for habits has changed in this game since it * got intellectual. “On the night of the fight Hen- derson comes out like a_ tiger. Snodgrass steps into a clinch and asks him ‘Who wrote Paradise Lost?’ Kid Henderson tries for a left hook and says ‘Shake- speare.’ ‘Wrong,’ answers Snod- grass, leading with his right. Be- fore Henderson gets himself set the Harvard kid lands an upper- cut and asks him, ‘Name two islands off the coast of Africa?’ ‘Long Island and Coney Island,’ answers Henderson, ducking. laughs and when he ‘+k to his corner, instead | of sousing him with water, I / | hands him this here book and my i meal ticket reads some more ques- tions. “When the bell rings for the second round Henderson lands a ‘ 7 . : ‘ light I + boy’s stomact Heroine, apparently brushing hair, peers sidelong into the mirror, and horrors! Hgav: punch on my: boy's stomach catches consort in the very act! Wisps of soap at his temples indicate that he and asks Snodgrass ‘What is a has just shaved; a bright glow about the rugged chin reveals that he is about i ‘ cen-line ” tosoothe the razor-scrape with cooling Hinds. A shrill battle ensues, resulting sonnet A fourtec n-line pome; in a score of 0 to 0 at the end of the game—and a separate and distinct bottle says my Mental Giant, landing a of Hinds for each of the contestants. sharp one on Hendy’s ribs. I could see Henderson _ getting % pa ee by) e e 29 weaker all the time. Then Snod- Ww qv ee ee ill Be hat’s hers is mine? line of the pome: ‘Of all sad | words of tongue or pen oe So says the gentleman thief in hundreds of respectable Henderson gives him the wrong famili . A : answer and when the fight reaches amilies. Cautious wives have actually begun to hide the eighth round Snodgrass has a their bottles of Hinds Cream. For menarediscoveringthat score of eighty-five per cent and here at last is a real after-shave! The softest,smoothest, Henderson is a bad second thi lief f h = t with fifty-two. ‘Kayo him, wise soothiest relief for shave-worn skins you ever knew! boy,’ I yells and my man lands If you haven’t already discovered Hinds Cream for with a sharp right to Henderson’s : : oe ves i chin and the ignorance goes ‘out your shaving tool-kit, snitch it from your wife if you ! like a light. must. But better play safe and send for this sample henge Suodgres and ghakes bottle to try. With it will come a non-theft device that aed hands ‘over’ the check that will keep your Hinds beside your soap and razor! night. I got the new champ training now up in the library of Made by A. S. HINDS CO., a division of Lehn & Fink Products Company Columbia University and if I ean | find an opponent smart enough for e him we'll put on a bout next sum- | A. word to the wives: | mer at Carnegie Hall. I tell yuh Prevent thievery—buy your hus- this here now fight game ain't band a bottle of Hinds Cream for that i se; ‘ g 4 his own. Show him how to pat ii — | what it used to be. Not by a Bis oe ee a mae Honey & Almond long shot.” ——-AktHGR I, TABPWARS until the fingers begin to cling. CR E : AY | \LA UGE Ou The man below, one Lester Field, Of disappointment died; One day he smoked a Chester- field And wasn’t Satisfied. ad WWM LUT bmn K yg, earls ge pays $5 10F €OCH One pring tbl comicbooks.com ,