Judge — January 15, 1927 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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They call her Aimee— she’s so Semple minded. Judge pays $5 for each one printed. Darm here and a John Darm there and not a Henry or a George Darm in the whole town. darn But, JcvcE, just between you and me, Paris isn’t half as wicked as it’s cracked up to be. I taxied all over the place from the Montmartre to the Latin Quarter and T didn’t see anything like the picture: La Vie You'd laugh though to hear | these Parisians or Parisites or whatever you | call | like a cow saying moo moo through its nose. Parisienne. m pronounce Montmartre. It sounds I also visited the Moulin Rouge, where the rouge comes from. The rouge is made from concentrated brick-dust and tomato catsup The power is furnished by an enormous electric lighted windmill on the roof. I wanted a drink of water for a change, the other day. and after accompanying the guide through down flights of stone steps he gave three knocks on an old paneled door. TI got the drink of | water. It me fifteen cents. Water hootleggers I understand are making a for- tune. a couple alleys and cost Yours in the best of spirits, Paris, France. Nate Collier te “This young lady swears that no young man’s lips have ever touched hers,” asserted | counsel in a recent court case. Enough to make any girl swear. —Passing Show countered a ghi frighte: Mistress. THE WORLD'S BEST CICARETTE For Na who feels entitled to life's better RAD Butler—If_ you please, madam. the second footman has just en- Nothing better for sluggish < Abbott's Bitters, Sample. b: » W. Abbott & Co., Clark’s Famous Cruises BY CUNARD LINE BIG NEW OIL-BURNERS at rates including hotels, guides, drives, fees. NORWAY AND WESTERN MEDITERRANEAN §2 Days, $600 to $1300 ss “LANCASTRIA” July 2 Includes Lisbon, Tangicr, Algi rs, Italy, Riviera, Sweden, Norway, Scotlind) Berlin (Paris, London) Jan. 16, ’28 Around the World ays: $1250 to $3000 Jan. 25, '28 to the Mediterranean 65 days: $600 to $1700. FRANK C. CLARK, Times Bldg., N. Y. Spain, comicbooks.com