Judge — January 15, 1927 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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All 3 Prints for $1.25 “SOME KIDD By RayMonD THAYER As classy a little buccaneer as ever sat on a dead man’s chest and sang, “Ye ho! and a bottle of rum.” A new Art Print, printed on extra heavy Art Mat size 11 x 14 inches, in four colors, from the original plates. Prints will be carefully packed and sent postpaid upon receipt of 50 cents each “CIRCUS DAYS” By Enocu Bottes A vivid illustration in full color of a most at- tractive Ringmaster. | Another new Art Print printed on extra heavy Art Mat, size 11 x 14 inches in four colors, from the original plates Prints will be carefully packed and sent postpaid upon ‘receipt of 50 cents each “TEE FOR TWO” By RayYMonn_ THAYER An attractive “twosome’ that has no need of caddies. Also a new Art Print, printed on extra heavy Art Mat, size 11 x 14 inches, in four colors, from the original plates. Prints will be carefully packed and sent postpaid upon receipt of— 50 cents each Judge Art Print Department 627 West 43d Street New York Ama How to Appreciate the Stars (Continued from page 11) railway so it will stay propped up like that and not slump down and aim at Port Jefferson. We next take a time-table and look for a good train. We select, let us say, Train No. 675, which the time- table tells us leaves New York at 11.31 a.m. We now look to see what the “ff” mark at the top of the column means and discover that it means “This train does not run on week days or Sundays.” As the stars are distributed around the sun in a discoidal system, the central plane of which coincides with the galactic girdle, we choose another train. This time we choose Train N “kk” mark attached train in the time-table means “Baggage to Jamaica, Orion and Woodside only. Does not stop at Mongoose.” We now throw away the time-table and get on the first train that comes along. We take a seat in the smoking car and to our glad surprise we see that the man in the next seat is a bobbed- haired girl and we lean over and poke her in the shoulder. “I beg your pardon,” we s is this the train for Mongoose “You're a quick worker, ain’t you?” she replies. “but At this we laugh heartily. In taking the trip to Mongoose it is just as well to take some lunch with you as the distance is thirty thousand light-years. A light-year is the distance light can travel in a year, or about six trillion miles, which is called “a stone’s throw” in real estate advertisements. The conductor now comes through the car, saying, “Tickets! Tickets!” and you a: m, “Is this the train for Mongoos “You had better ask Information,” he says, and when you ask Infor- mation she tells you, “Number now Longacre 5649.” You then call up Longacre 5649 but it is not the butcher. ‘ this is not the butcher,” a voice s ‘this is the Riding School.” This is all very silly, but it would be more aggra- vating if you did not know that Mongoose is forty thousand light- years of six trillion miles each from the earth. You have a feeling that, by the time the train reaches Mon- goose, Information will have found the right number. There was an Information once who found the right number in less than two hun- dred and forty thousand trillion years. She was a blonde and hername was Gladys, but she is dead now. MISS TORNIP AND MISS RADISH, Ta’ PooR FELLOW HAS HALITOSIS, wh PER SCOTCH Phavin’ ae on Se eee ING Concerten PAI OF HORN-RIMMED Vorried INTERROGATION MAINDER. (Weate-nuven, wsoLTED. MiP. GARLIC {S SHUNNED RY Gute MY SISSIGE! ore! sabnest, bo? dont 17 5 AHN iret: IN He verE® GonT HUNT. ING VILIFIED PAIR OF SUSPEND- ERS ATTEMPTING TO HANG ITSELF. comicbooks.com