Judge — January 15, 1927 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Aristocrat of travel THE Extra Fast Extra fine Extra fare The Chief is a sensation— a demon for speed! Slips smoothly over half a conti- nent in two business days —Chicago to Los Angeles! A miracle of travel lux- ury—built for those who like their life on a train to have the refinement of home. The Santa Fe operates five famous trains daily to California—all of them top-notchers in their class. But the very best train is the new Chief. Fred Har- vey dining service on the Santa Fe is supreme in the world of travel. Mail_this. coupon. @.. Mr, W. J. Black, Pass. Trif, Mer., Santa Fe 1156 Kailway Exchange, Chica D Please mail to me (free) you Book and Grand Canyon Folder. Name..... Zealous Village Constable—Now then, there. Keep on the proper side of that white line. Motorist—White line? [can’t see any white line. “Well. ain't ye got no imagination?” Letters from a Boob Abroad rar Jepce: Well. here Lam in gay Paree, the town that after anybody has seen you can’t keep ‘em down on the farm as the old song says. ‘To-day is Assumption Day. national holiday and everything. is closed except the sidewalk cafés. I don’t know what the assumption is, but I suppose maybe they are assum- ing that the national debt is paid and are lebrating. These sidewalk UDGE, are mighty interesting pla You know they have a lot of tables and chairs right out on the sidewalk and they actually serve in- Passing Shou toxicating liquor right out in the open, and don’t seem to care if any enforcement agents are snooping around or not. It might be a good idea if you'd speak to Wayne B. Wheeler about this. All the streets here are named after some guy by the name of Rue, there’s the Rue Scribe, the Rue De Rivoli, the Rue de la Pai looked all over for a croc street called Rue Ma Tism, but couldn't find it. The cops in Paris all come from one family by the name of Darm and they are all named John. A John “You have got a bad stiff neck!” “Yes .. . I got it in Italy.” “In accident?” “No... I painted the Leaning Tower of Pis: Street.. > . —Sondagsnisae comicbooks.com